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I can grow mangoes.

submitted by paul_neri to Gardening 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 02:02:14 ago (+21/-1)     (i.ibb.co)

https://i.ibb.co/Qj8LXNt/IMG-7998.jpg



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[ - ] NukeAmerica 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 07:00:15 ago (+4/-0)

I hope you choke and die on 'em, paul.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 19:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro.

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 02:03:14 ago (+4/-0)

NICE PAUL!

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 03:30:31 ago (+3/-0)

your personal contributions are so much better than the constant parroting of the lying and cheating MSM

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 03:51:55 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro. The secret to dealing with the MSM is to have a long spoon:

'He who sups with the Devil should have a long spoon'

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 07:57:34 ago (+2/-0)

May your mangoes go rotten before you make a delicious meal with them.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 17:40:17 ago (+1/-0)

What type of mango paul?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 19:53:33 ago (+0/-0)

I suspect "Kensington Pride". Here is a pic of a ripe version:

https://ibb.co/nbhZyJw

When I put in the tree I didn't have any expectations it would bear fruit (SEAus) but it has - seemingly every alternate year. Certainly not a bumper crop - three the best harvest so far - but beautifully formed and no fruit fly and delicious. This year is shaping up as the best harvest yet - maybe seven.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 19:59:18 ago (+2/-0)

Very nice!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 14:22:39 ago (+1/-0)

Is the netting to prevent bugs, birds, or both?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 19:59:35 ago (+1/-0)

Birds and possums are the biggest threats. Possums are like climbing bulldozers. So far fruit-fly has not infected my mangoes but they zero on in plums.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 04:11:51 ago (+1/-0)

Mangoes attract niggers. One day you'll be on your back porch enjoying the afternoon and all of a sudden some bootlip and her nigspawn will pull to the side of the road, hop your fence and start scavaging mangoes.

Mangoes= neegrows

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 04:29:22 ago (+2/-0)

I doubt it 'cos the Wild People tend to eat junk food.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 08:48:50 ago (+2/-0)

The mangoes are for his nigger husband

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 20:02:12 ago (+1/-0)

JS...it's time for you to make sensible, pleasant comments.I've discussed your attitude with your parents and they want you to seek counselling. Rebelling at your age, 45, is a little unusual!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 17:17:02 ago (+0/-0)

Shove em up your arse, Queeri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 20, 2024 20:03:19 ago (+0/-0)

You eat mangoes, dingbat. The aren't gay sex toys!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 21, 2024 06:08:57 ago (+0/-0)

KYS