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the shopping cart theory

submitted by boekanier to whatever 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 01:22:02 ago (+39/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 21, 2024 21:14:04 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe a world full of violent selfish asshokes is exactly what we want? I was never happier than when I was in the company of total fucking psychopaths who thrived on schadenfreude. We talk about wanting peace and cooperation, but satiate our hungers for a better world with depictions of conflict and violence. Maybe what we need is self destruction, maybe what we need is hardship. Maybe being traumatized I'd the way we were always supposed to be. The ones with ptsd might be the few who lived as human beings were intended to.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 22, 2024 11:00:29 ago (+0/-0)

I find the most happiness when I am in white only spaces. I don't feel any need for violence there. I don't wish for revolution, or collapse, or to see anyone have hardship.

All of those things are not inherent to human nature, they are inherent to non white culture. They are a reaction to low trust society.

[ - ] Darwintroll 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 20, 2024 15:47:27 ago (+1/-0)*

Which is why they're flooding our country with immigrants and third world savages who can't put away their shopping cart. These people welcome being governed.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 09:06:07 ago (+2/-0)

Every time Anyone sees someone not returning the buggy they Always think to themselves, nigger. That right there is a nigger, because that's a nigger thing to do.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 20, 2024 17:24:29 ago (+0/-0)

On the other hand, over 50% of the population are traitors or just plain useless. Fuck propping up this society of eaters any longer.

If anything I hope someone booby traps the fucking carts so it blows off faggots arms, and that cart narc guy gets shot in the face for his faggotry.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 20, 2024 11:46:35 ago (+0/-0)

The more carts you leave about the more jobs you create.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 22, 2024 11:01:20 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger mentality.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 23, 2024 01:11:24 ago (+0/-0)

Don't know a single nigger trying to create new jobs.

[ - ] beece 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 09:55:57 ago (+1/-0)

I have a friend who says "Never return your cart", as I always do. When I asked him why, he said it was the best job any store had (he had done it as a young man), as it gets them out of the store and into the fresh air.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 11:59:58 ago (+0/-0)

your friend is no doubts non-white

[ - ] TheGreatWar 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 13:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

Or at least didn't work in Edmonton or Winnipeg during the winter.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 22, 2024 11:03:44 ago (+0/-0)

They still go out to get the carts from the corral. No need for everyone to deal with carts strewn about the lot.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 01:40:21 ago (+1/-0)

I see it a lot! There are times I want to handcuff that cart to their wrist or their car!

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 09:27:31 ago (+1/-0)

Zip ties are very cheap. Chirp.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 21:52:28 ago (+0/-0)

If I end up at a the local Walmart I always leave the cart somewhere dumb as fuck. Not because I’m the shithead that stupid 4chan post says. It’s because this Walmart used a bunch of niggers to do carts and shit and fuck niggers.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 18:59:09 ago (+0/-0)

I seriously hope that cart narc jewtube faggot gets murdered for pissing off the wrong nigger. He was in my city last year and decided to go to a Walmart in the ghetto and almost got his head stomped in.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 22, 2024 11:05:37 ago (+0/-0)

He should carry a gun.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 12:02:12 ago (+0/-0)

I've noticed many old mouth-breather boomers do this. I hate'em. I've spent a minute or two organizing the cart holder so that more buggies could be neatly placed in.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 15:53:06 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, i do the same damn thing when putting mine back.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 10:17:18 ago (+0/-0)

Just park near the return corral. Makes it super easy to return the cart. So what if you have to walk an extra 50ft, you need it you fat bastard. :)

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 09:15:01 ago (+0/-0)

I used to think "no vote for these useless breathers", now I don't know why they should remain in society. Cleaning up the population with this lone criteria should make the world substantially less retarded.

[ - ] eongoat 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 04:46:00 ago (+0/-0)

There are some places in which you have to insert a quarter to get access to said shopping cart. If you return it, you get the quarter back. You know which places these are.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 05:16:55 ago (+2/-0)

There was a mall near my original childhood home that did that. I used to ride my bike there and spend a few hours collecting carts over weekends and various school breaks. One noteworthy splurge from a week's worth of collecting was a Gamegear, several accessories, a handful of games, and a nice case for them all to go in. Bought a lot of shit with cart quarters as a 10-12yr old runt.

Said mall was and still is a hotspot for third world spic savages.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 06:58:01 ago (+1/-0)

Aldi

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 04:53:26 ago (+0/-0)

Airports in the 90s?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 10:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, places I don't shop at.

[ - ] HeavyBrain -1 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 11:04:08 ago (+0/-1)

How come?

Because you are a lazy nigger/fat white trash that cant be arsed to walk a few feet?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 19, 2024 18:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

No. Because I won't rent a shopping cart. Nor will I shop where everything is behind glass. I will only shop at places that don't treat me like a thief.