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A day in the life of a panda

submitted by dulcima to bears 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 23:53:02 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1ltye9.mp4



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[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:29:40 ago (+3/-0)

I'm confused...

These things look completely stupid but live in China... How are the Chinese not eating them? They eat everything....

Are they poisonous to eat?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:54:29 ago (+2/-0)

They're explosive

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:47:37 ago (+1/-1)

Too cute even for chinks to eat.

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:50:34 ago (+3/-0)

I doubt that. They will sprinkle some sauce or powder and call it a aphrodisiac.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 09:11:28 ago (+1/-0)

Surprised to see Panda cubs. Fuckers are so stupid they show them panda porn to get them to breed. Pandas continue to exist because of human keeping their species going.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 10:01:10 ago (+0/-0)

Pandas are like a bad girlfriend. They're cute when you first meet them, but they goof off all day, make a mess of their environment, don't really do anything, get fat in spite of being a picky eater, and have zero sex drive.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 04:48:50 ago (+1/-0)

Those chinks made a pretty cool dog.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 08:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

How did this species even survive a week?

[ - ] dontbeaphaggot 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 03:46:39 ago (+0/-0)

Jackie chinkie Chan Panda