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Retarded thing I did(n't) do yesterday

submitted by deleted to Retarded 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 15:12:26 ago (+14/-4)     (Retarded)

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[ - ] Name 7 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 15:18:13 ago (+7/-0)*

you could have made her a citizen

edt: and she will be in the exact same place at the exact time in one week...

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 17:37:41 ago (+5/-0)

At least it only took you a day to realize...it takes me a few weeks before I understand the moment.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 17:25:19 ago (+5/-0)

You fucked up OP...Ukrainian women go hot load ballistic for a 10lb bag of potatoes, and if you flash a jar of dill pickles you'll be a father before you know it...what really impresses them is if you've be recognized as "beet of the week"...even runner-up is good.
Now you know what has to be done the next time you cross paths with a Ukrainian chick.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:20:16 ago (+2/-0)

All he had to do was flash a wad of billion dollar bills and say, "Oy vey!" That Ukrainian bitch would have been putty in his workshop.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 17:01:57 ago (+5/-0)

What the fuck is a chicken bake?

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:49:21 ago (+3/-0)

this.

and what the fuck was the point of this story? you think that smile was her saying she's going to let you live a porno or something? jeez, go get some social interaction

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 21:14:18 ago (+2/-0)

But anyways shoot me your nudes real fast

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 21:13:56 ago (+0/-0)

He got the smile. You know that look women give you. That look. You can see it in their eyes. That’s how I met my first girlfriend. She said she was scared of me but then she gave me the look.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 14:24:53 ago (+0/-0)

"that look" is also used to give men that scrap of attention so that he gives her more attention. then guys gaslight other guys with their "hunches" and anecdotal evidence that "THAT'S IT!". it's not. you're reading too deeply into it, and the story doesn't even confirm that one of those guys isn't her bf, and what is she doing hanging out with all those guys in the first place?

what's almost certainly happening here is that OP is revealing his own desires about the world and how he wishes things would happen. there is not nearly enough reasoning backup up by evidence here to support that the girl was doing anything other than trying to get attention, which women do with every guy they can get away with.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:48:39 ago (+0/-0)

how funny that the dude talking about pornos in response to social interaction is telling me to get social interaction

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 14:20:23 ago (+0/-0)

that is not ironic, and further, that is a hokey and unfounded insight made up due to you huffing copium.

take your L and walk - there's no face to save here. just improve.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 16:31:51 ago (+0/-0)

go watch some porn faggot, ask joe mccarthy to join you

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 19:35:24 ago (+2/-0)

In Australia chicken bakes are known as Chicken Kiev - or Kyiv these days 😆

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:23:39 ago (+1/-0)

Chunks of chicken with a bit of sauce inside a closed outer shell made of dough. It's baked. Shaped like an extra long burrito.

The Costco Chicken Bake is essentially a calzone filled with grilled chicken, bacon, Caesar dressing, and mozzarella.

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-56ed8df689dae547e3b17ac35e213250-lq

Haven't been in Costco since the covid hoax, but they were a decent quick food for the money.

[ - ] Centaurus 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:21:49 ago (+3/-0)

I seem to have run into more Ukrainians lately than I wish to remember. I asked one if she was Russian, due to her accent, and she got snotty with me. Fuck all of them shitheads. Go back.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 17:20:45 ago (+3/-0)

Yes that sucks. What were they buying? Check in next week

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 19:37:04 ago (+2/-0)

We call them Chicken Kyivs here - used to be Chicken Kiev until Putin did his thing.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:58:06 ago (+2/-0)

duuuuuuuuuuuude

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 15:46:22 ago (+2/-0)

Many such cases. I feel your pain. More so, in fact, because I settled for what was available at the time.

[ - ] mannerbund 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:13:05 ago (+3/-0)

Don't we all? I lucked out in that mine is loyal and caring, but looking back I sure made dumb choices.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:48:20 ago (+1/-0)*

I once had a ukrainian girl propose to me for $7k.
Bonefide 9. No joke.

I got cold feet.

She was a bitch. But thats not why I didnt do it. Just scared of getting caught during the green card interview.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 16:15:04 ago (+1/-0)

"ukrainian refugee [your town]"

Start with that search. Odds are decent that someone at one of the results knows her.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 23:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

She was a hoe just fucking with you. You’da got a beat down if the dudes caught on.
Anyway, chicks from the Ukraine and Russia can be smoking hot, but you gotta be careful.
Could be a trap of any kind.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:10:36 ago (+1/-0)

I know what you mean, but I don't think it was that. Our conversation was friendly and we shared some laughs.

And even if it was, its a hand I should have called, given that only 35% of Ukraine is vaxed and refugees don't need a vax, and considering the shared ancestry and age, its very unlikely I'll have a better hand dealt any time soon if ever. If things go south, I have backup and a 1,000,000 insurance policy for using it.

This was right over the hill from you, btw. In the neighboring free state.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:26:01 ago (+0/-0)

Somewhere in Nevada I assume. I’ve known many Russian and Ukraine folks. Did quite a bit of construction contracting with them over a decade ago in the Sacramento area, home to the largest population of the above mentioned peoples. It was a good run and I made a lot of money with them, but I wouldn’t fuck with those people. They can make you disappear.
But yea, I know that look. It probably was that. You’re probably right, it’s just better that you didn’t go there.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 22:29:50 ago (+0/-0)

We've all been there. In college I had a girl I was friends with go on and on about how horny she is and how much she loved getting off. My response- 'that's nice'

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 21:10:54 ago (+0/-0)

It happens bro. Don’t dwell on it. I kick myself so many times. Just send me your nudes for now.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 19:18:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 21:16:25 ago (+1/-1)

She gave him the eyes. You know that look people get in their eyes when you can tell they want you? He got the fuck me eyes and he didn’t chase her down. There, I explained it for you, now you send dick pics