So I'm at the end of my shift and some guy I've never seen comes up to me while I'm working, and introduces himself "Hi I'm Mike from human resources, are you Anon?"
"yes"
"how are you doing?" He says a few more nothings while I'm working, and I'm running out of responses and starting to wonder what he wants and why he's talking to me. This stranger, Mike, then asks me "so, are you having any issues on the job?"
I went into the many OSHA violations all over the place that I reported many times and showed him something I was working on that was so blatantly a safety violation. I thought this is what he was asking about.
He responds with "Do you have any girlfriend problems?"
"What?"
"Tell me about that girl from yesterday"
"Who?" (we don't work with any women, and the one that he could be talking about isn't normally around and wasn't there yesterday, and i never mentioned a girlfriend past, present or future to anyone ever)
"That legal assistant"
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Mike. You're going to have to just say what you're talking about because I can't connect the dots here"
"James showed you a picture of his ex girl friend yesterday and he told you she was a lawyer"
"I thought you said legal assistant"
"Well she is a legal assistant but he told you she was a lawyer"
"...... wait, what's the problem here?"
At this point I'm recalling this faggot from lunch the previous day forcing me to look at a social media picture on his phone and hear this story about how his ex gf was a lawyer. the picture was her in a dance club holding up alcoholic beverages with her friends. it wasn't classy in any capacity - it looked like the typical "i'm doing socially inappropriate things while some guy is paying for it. but i have a career and i'm successful". He shows me the picture and I can tell he's trying to force a conversation about dumb shit that I don't care about, like he has done many times in the past, so I said "nice" or something like that and went back to doing what I was doing on my phone.
I shit you not, these were the next words out of his mouth: "He showed you a picture of her and you didn't compliment her"
"are you kidding me? you're talking to me about saying insufficiently positive things about a woman when someone solicites me for a compliment?"
"just watch what you say ok?"
"no. i will continue to do everything as I'm doing, and you're just going to have to fire me if you don't like it. That is total nonsense" and I walked away from him, and he left back to wherever he came from.
they fired me months down the line for "not being a cultural fit", but they never cited that in particular. I never gave any ground on any of that political stuff and I straight up told my boss that we need to have a talk about his repeated ignorance of workplace violations and non-merit based promotions that he's giving to suck ups, and that my good work will not be used as the foundation to hold up people he's trying to promote. I slowed down all of my work and threw wrenches in the system as soon as that non-merit based promoting started. I've seen that so many times. Never needed that job anyway. lololololol
5 years ago I briefly worked for the #1 Buick/GMC dealer in the nation.
As I was leaving work one day I saw the Head HR lady climbing into a $100,000 GMC truck.
She was in charge of HR for like 40 dealerships that fell under the ownership of the people I worked for.
I said "nice truck". She turned and shouted at me "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!???". dumbfounded I repeated nice truck. She replied "It should be. It cost enough".
I never took any shit from those women. they pulled me in the HR office and thought they were about to bully me, as if i worship women and i'm going to be scared that my job/life was on the line. These women were clearly 50+ year old bar whores and not even a little. I straight up told them that I'm working this job so I'm not bored doing nothing, i have enough money to never work again, and i'm far and away the most knowledgeable and top performer there and that place needs someone who can perform because it's obvious the whole company is struggling. They tried raising their voice to me and i just yelled right back.
they then point blank asked for some concession like "are you going to stop sending us these emails while you're on the job?" (this whole conversation was because my boss didn't want me pointing out what other people were doing wrong, even though he'll come give me a talking to down the road (he was far too stupid to understand the cause and effect, chain of events, even as he was right on top of something))
I said "why?"
they said "Anon, there is no proof of what you're saying. you'd need pictures to prove that"
"I did send pictures with every single email i ever sent you" and I pulled out my phone to check the email i sent them, they told me to put my phone away, ignored them, pulled up the email and they just wouldn't take it.
"are you going to stop sending your boss emails?"
"i already answered that question."
and it went on and on like that. i didn't give 1 cm of ground
my boss was a veteran diversity hire. vets in recent years have been getting more and more communist; advocating for small businesses to be shutdown, indulging in those free checks they get, and straight up spewing communist talking points and brainwashing their families with libtard propaganda, like globohomo crap. I swear this one guy i know is going to rape his daughter if he hasn't already
HR is kike indoctrination. Banks won't give you good business loan rates unless you have an HR department.
My old company got bought out by a corporation, took me about 6 months to find a better job so in the mean time I had to deal with HR femtards.
They fly all the management to our founding city and fly their HR team in from their corporate city to have a discussion about the new corporation and how "nothing is going to change" (lol ya ok) they have 3 white women, a nigriss, a mexican sow, and a asian buglady.
They eventually get to droning on about diversity blah blah and then the head HR lady literally compliments herself for their diversity on the HR team to which I interrupt "there are no men" that fucking HR Karen went super sayain, gets steaming angry and says there are "plenty of men" in the HR department it just that none of them flew in for this meeting. So I go "didn't want a bunch of gender diversity messing up your girls trip"? ... I knew i was quitting and they had agreed to not make any corporate terminations that wasn't approved by the old owners, owners did look out for us best they could with the sell off.
the old brothers who sold the company (but stayed on as employees for a year) began nervously laughing to try and bring the tension down. HR super saiyan Karen assures me I'm wrong.
two-ish months later I get an email from her apologizing (shockingly) telling me she has set up fucking 2 hour mandatory "mens" zoom meeting for me and all the men who were at that manager meeting for us to file any grievances we have with her "5 year" MALE HR employee... Sorry guys my bad, I got the whole class in trouble..
the word faggot is not nearly strong enough to describe the fairy panzy manlet that "led" the hr mens zoom call.
Best part was he let it slip that he was just moved from another department TO human resources, fat karen cunt actually transferred in a gay male employee from another department and tried to sell him to me as a 5 year "HR" employee... lol fucking women man
Right after being fired there should have been an anonymous tip to OSHA and get the whole place fined and shut down. Actually, even before. Safety is not a joke.
i did do this, and i have done this at every place that has every fired me. they get $8k fines at minimum up to tens of thousands of dollars in fines. always report them to OSHA, the government wants free money
yeah yeah yeah. you're so smart and we'd better give you lots of attention and say how you're smart and pat you on the head yada yada yada.
what do you think you're doing with that comment? it does not matter whether I worked there or not. I reported all of the violations to OSHA after they fired me and have done this every time i've been fired ("reeeeee he's been fired so many times this means I get to make up arbitrary stories and conclusions!!!") and OSHA tells me how much their fines are, and it wasn't worth firing their top performing employee. i've been far and away the top performer of every single job I've ever been fired from, and it is LAUGHABLE that they think they're getting revenge on me. i will continue to run my mouth and take the "consequences" of my actions.
you are guilty of the shell game fallacy and the silver bullet fallacy here.
again, what do you think you're doing with that comment?
Any job where you are a wagie, you are just a cog in the machine - the company does not give a SHIT about you.
If you start making noise, causing issues, and trying to "help" the company by pointing out OSHA violations - you are literally making yourself the enemy of the company.
Your cognitive dissonance here is shooting you in the foot by thinking you are doing a good thing. The only good thing, for you as a wagie, is just doing your job and not standing out.
Your reading skills are of poor quality. You did not what I wrote properly, and you just filled in the large gaps with strange thoughts that you have about the world.
what is your position in life that you have these thoughts?
I'm not a wagie because I need my job. It's so I'm not bored, which i plainly stated explicitly in the OP. Everything else in your post is you swirling around the same idea, and it doesn't even make sense in the context of the story or my life....
"Human Resources. It's right in the name. You are a resource to be exploited, like softwood lumber or aluminum. You are an expendible commodity for use by the corporation.
January was a company pay freeze, because when the company is doing exceedingly well (up until then), you get a decent raise, but when it isn't, pay freeze. Some other shit happened in February. April they decided to destroy our health benefits.
It is post-work Wednesday. I get drunk as usual. For some reason I check my company email around 2 AM. HR sent out an aggressive email saying we must choose certain options in our (surprise!) new healthcare plan. It is imperative that we have everything done by Monday. That is two working days and a weekend. I don't give a shit too much except I cannot stand the direction the company is going, and I know some folks have family and issues and four days is a fucking joke. So I write a scathing email back to HR about her incompetence. Since she didn't use BCC, I replied to all, which was the entire company.
I knew after I clicked send I was fired, so I wrote one last email telling a literal fag programmer that he is a faggot.
From the grapevine, I heard many coworkers agreed with me and were happy I wrote what I said.
From the grapevine, I heard many coworkers agreed with me and were happy I wrote what I said.
And that's why I do what I do and never give ground. especially in groups of people when faced with intimidation because it creates a protective shield for everyone else
I worked at my job for 40 years and retired at 60 as The Top of my field, with No HR 'talks', because everyone knew i would have told them to FO. and walked out if they pretended they could Own me.
yeah, i've gotten up out of those review meetings when they try to start criticizing me. i tell them they can save all that BS for the unemployment office.
so far this year, my job hasn't bothered with my review. i did tell them when i first started, when review meetings came up, that i don't even care about the negative stuff - they can just fire me. they're always trying to prime the system for the gaslight, and i'm just not having it
That sort of shit is why I almost exclusively ate at my desk. No chance retards would come around. Those places were small enough to not need to hire attention seekers, so added plus.
Well, if someone wants to strike up a personal conversation with me it's going full bore, and i'm not apologizing about it.
i've called blacks niggers at my jobs (idk why people are so scared of this) and my job didn't even care. not that it mattered if they did care because they're going to have to fire a good employee, which is their loss, and I don't even need the job
You shayneesaqweetah is gonna come by while your eating and drop more of the work she refused to do on your desk then complain to the jews err uhh umm HR that you were eating during work hours.
Not leaving was a side effect of garbage weather while living in the midwest. At best I'd go drive around for 20 minutes to not stare at a computer screen.
I drove past the work place a few times months later because I was going to slash all of his tires, but someone was out in the lot every time i drove by. I don't know how they were getting away with that because they're right next to the boss's office and there are cameras that will show them not at their station and out in the lot... but there they were
the guy that showed me the picture was the one who reported me. HR there had a habit of repeating exactly what people told them, so I know that is what he said, and on top of that.... who would ever say something like that? they also repeated hyperbolic statements verbatim to me that someone said in anger, as if they were going on the offensive for that person, but it jsut sounded weird.
this one woman simply could not understand simple statements. she was clearly retarded or something but she sat there trying to project power on me and i'd sit there and repeat "i just told you that" then repeat the sentence, and this would happen 4-5 times in a row sometimes. that was one of the most nonsense work environments I'd ever been in
Why’s he showing you pictures of his EX gf looking for compliments? That’s weird. What a fucking weirdo. Hr is such a soy concept. SOy ass feminized pussy world
Why’s he showing you pictures of his EX gf looking for compliments? That’s weird
I would love to get an answer to this as well. He did that many times in different situations. and i've seen other guys do it. I have my thoughts, but I'd be curious if anyone here knows anything. Does this somehow get him something from the girl??
I work hard and am loved by everyone who actually deals with me at work.
Then HR asks me "Are you a racist." I reply "Yes." They say "No, we asked if you are a racist." I reply "Yes, I am a racist." After some back and forth, they realize I am serious. Then I challenge them to find one person who spent 2 hours dealing with me who was offended by me. Ever. They finally give up and write down that I am not a racist.
Always say nigger when talking to HR. Work the words nigger, faggot and kike into every sentence. Make believe you're really upset but say the word nigger as many times as you can. "I heard so-and-so say nigger (boo-hoo) and hearing nigger really upset me." "So-and-so said kike (and I think nigger too, boo-hoo) the other day. I no longer feel safe working here." "That girl with the prognostic jaw and strings of braided shells called me a faggot. I never called her a nigger or anything."
"He showed you a picture of her and you didn't compliment her"
Mike, do you need me to compliment you right now? Mike, you're doing a wonderful job of approaching this sensitive topic of self-esteem. You've put so much thought into this and it shows. I'm going to give you a gold star for your effort.
I was asked to train an H1B streetshitter hire for a position I should have been promoted to. They told him to get up with me and find out what engineering problems needed to be addressed. I began showing him a circuit and informed him that the fespah was not balanced. He did not understand but I pushed him indicating he was ignorant if he did not know what fespah was. A week later he gave a presentation to the engineering department outlining the fespah problem. They told him they did not understand what he was saying and if fespah was some Hindu term. I found it amusing, management did not. They all looked like the fools they were.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 11 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:00:20 ago (+11/-0)
As I was leaving work one day I saw the Head HR lady climbing into a $100,000 GMC truck.
She was in charge of HR for like 40 dealerships that fell under the ownership of the people I worked for.
I said "nice truck". She turned and shouted at me "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!???". dumbfounded I repeated nice truck. She replied "It should be. It cost enough".
I made it a point to never speak to her again.
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 9 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:34:45 ago (+10/-1)*
they then point blank asked for some concession like "are you going to stop sending us these emails while you're on the job?" (this whole conversation was because my boss didn't want me pointing out what other people were doing wrong, even though he'll come give me a talking to down the road (he was far too stupid to understand the cause and effect, chain of events, even as he was right on top of something))
I said "why?"
they said "Anon, there is no proof of what you're saying. you'd need pictures to prove that"
"I did send pictures with every single email i ever sent you" and I pulled out my phone to check the email i sent them, they told me to put my phone away, ignored them, pulled up the email and they just wouldn't take it.
"are you going to stop sending your boss emails?"
"i already answered that question."
and it went on and on like that. i didn't give 1 cm of ground
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 7 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:53:22 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 14:20:50 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:14:23 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 19:57:01 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 19:53:55 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] goatfugee12
[ - ] goatfugee12 9 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 14:35:04 ago (+9/-0)
My old company got bought out by a corporation, took me about 6 months to find a better job so in the mean time I had to deal with HR femtards.
They fly all the management to our founding city and fly their HR team in from their corporate city to have a discussion about the new corporation and how "nothing is going to change" (lol ya ok) they have 3 white women, a nigriss, a mexican sow, and a asian buglady.
They eventually get to droning on about diversity blah blah and then the head HR lady literally compliments herself for their diversity on the HR team to which I interrupt "there are no men" that fucking HR Karen went super sayain, gets steaming angry and says there are "plenty of men" in the HR department it just that none of them flew in for this meeting. So I go "didn't want a bunch of gender diversity messing up your girls trip"? ... I knew i was quitting and they had agreed to not make any corporate terminations that wasn't approved by the old owners, owners did look out for us best they could with the sell off.
the old brothers who sold the company (but stayed on as employees for a year) began nervously laughing to try and bring the tension down. HR super saiyan Karen assures me I'm wrong.
two-ish months later I get an email from her apologizing (shockingly) telling me she has set up fucking 2 hour mandatory "mens" zoom meeting for me and all the men who were at that manager meeting for us to file any grievances we have with her "5 year" MALE HR employee... Sorry guys my bad, I got the whole class in trouble..
the word faggot is not nearly strong enough to describe the fairy panzy manlet that "led" the hr mens zoom call.
Best part was he let it slip that he was just moved from another department TO human resources, fat karen cunt actually transferred in a gay male employee from another department and tried to sell him to me as a 5 year "HR" employee... lol fucking women man
[ + ] FuckShitJesus
[ - ] FuckShitJesus 6 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:07:33 ago (+7/-1)
HR exists to protect the company, not people.
You were complaining about OSHA violations. The HR monkey's job was to get rid of you so those complaints went away.
You're oblivious to the way the world works. Surprise.
[ + ] localsal
[ - ] localsal 8 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:23:28 ago (+8/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 6 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:25:16 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:23:43 ago (+1/-0)*
yeah yeah yeah. you're so smart and we'd better give you lots of attention and say how you're smart and pat you on the head yada yada yada.
what do you think you're doing with that comment? it does not matter whether I worked there or not. I reported all of the violations to OSHA after they fired me and have done this every time i've been fired ("reeeeee he's been fired so many times this means I get to make up arbitrary stories and conclusions!!!") and OSHA tells me how much their fines are, and it wasn't worth firing their top performing employee. i've been far and away the top performer of every single job I've ever been fired from, and it is LAUGHABLE that they think they're getting revenge on me. i will continue to run my mouth and take the "consequences" of my actions.
you are guilty of the shell game fallacy and the silver bullet fallacy here.
again, what do you think you're doing with that comment?
[ + ] FuckShitJesus
[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 01:57:04 ago (+0/-0)
Pointing out that you are oblivious to the way the world works.
Which, ironically, you continued to prove by asking me to explain it.
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 14:18:04 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] FuckShitJesus
[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 14:44:39 ago (+0/-0)
Any job where you are a wagie, you are just a cog in the machine - the company does not give a SHIT about you.
If you start making noise, causing issues, and trying to "help" the company by pointing out OSHA violations - you are literally making yourself the enemy of the company.
Your cognitive dissonance here is shooting you in the foot by thinking you are doing a good thing. The only good thing, for you as a wagie, is just doing your job and not standing out.
Shit man, need me to tie your shoes, too?
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 22:20:38 ago (+0/-0)
what is your position in life that you have these thoughts?
I'm not a wagie because I need my job. It's so I'm not bored, which i plainly stated explicitly in the OP. Everything else in your post is you swirling around the same idea, and it doesn't even make sense in the context of the story or my life....
shoot man, do you need someone to spoon feed you?
[ + ] Sheeeeit
[ - ] Sheeeeit 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:56:55 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 17:59:26 ago (+3/-0)
January was a company pay freeze, because when the company is doing exceedingly well (up until then), you get a decent raise, but when it isn't, pay freeze. Some other shit happened in February. April they decided to destroy our health benefits.
It is post-work Wednesday. I get drunk as usual. For some reason I check my company email around 2 AM. HR sent out an aggressive email saying we must choose certain options in our (surprise!) new healthcare plan. It is imperative that we have everything done by Monday. That is two working days and a weekend. I don't give a shit too much except I cannot stand the direction the company is going, and I know some folks have family and issues and four days is a fucking joke. So I write a scathing email back to HR about her incompetence. Since she didn't use BCC, I replied to all, which was the entire company.
I knew after I clicked send I was fired, so I wrote one last email telling a literal fag programmer that he is a faggot.
From the grapevine, I heard many coworkers agreed with me and were happy I wrote what I said.
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:30:01 ago (+1/-0)
And that's why I do what I do and never give ground. especially in groups of people when faced with intimidation because it creates a protective shield for everyone else
[ + ] Bufordxl
[ - ] Bufordxl 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 16:08:07 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:25:29 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Bufordxl
[ - ] Bufordxl 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 20:16:42 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 14:27:24 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] iSnark
[ - ] iSnark 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:37:09 ago (+3/-0)
**The correct answer would've been: "I didn't want to get written up for "sexual harassment".
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:03:28 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:25:53 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Leveraction
[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 15:25:50 ago (+1/-0)
Cannot stand the busy bodies in work settings. It's like dealing with the communist who heads up the neighborhood hoa. There's ALWAYS one.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 12:58:15 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:24:17 ago (+1/-0)*
i've called blacks niggers at my jobs (idk why people are so scared of this) and my job didn't even care. not that it mattered if they did care because they're going to have to fire a good employee, which is their loss, and I don't even need the job
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 20:04:04 ago (+0/-0)
Find a park or something GTFO of the office.
You shayneesaqweetah is gonna come by while your eating and drop more of the work she refused to do on your desk then complain to the jews err uhh umm HR that you were eating during work hours.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 21:30:32 ago (+0/-0)
I don't miss those days. I stare at nature now.
[ + ] 2017Fallout
[ - ] 2017Fallout 1 point 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 03:04:13 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 20:39:09 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:36:53 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 19:13:14 ago (+0/-0)*
[ + ] allAheadFull
[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:36:38 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 19:17:49 ago (+1/-0)
this one woman simply could not understand simple statements. she was clearly retarded or something but she sat there trying to project power on me and i'd sit there and repeat "i just told you that" then repeat the sentence, and this would happen 4-5 times in a row sometimes. that was one of the most nonsense work environments I'd ever been in
[ + ] GreenSaint
[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:01:58 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] iThinkiShitYourself
[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 18:26:47 ago (+1/-0)
I would love to get an answer to this as well. He did that many times in different situations. and i've seen other guys do it. I have my thoughts, but I'd be curious if anyone here knows anything. Does this somehow get him something from the girl??
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 20:05:43 ago (+0/-0)
Depends on how many zeros are in his bank account.
But since he's fishing for compliments over an ex. He's a beta cuck.
[ + ] LiberalsAreMental
[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 09:26:13 ago (+0/-0)
Then HR asks me "Are you a racist." I reply "Yes." They say "No, we asked if you are a racist." I reply "Yes, I am a racist." After some back and forth, they realize I am serious. Then I challenge them to find one person who spent 2 hours dealing with me who was offended by me. Ever. They finally give up and write down that I am not a racist.
[ + ] Puller_of_Noses
[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 05:07:51 ago (+0/-0)*
Work the words nigger, faggot and kike into every sentence.
Make believe you're really upset but say the word nigger as many times as you can.
"I heard so-and-so say nigger (boo-hoo) and hearing nigger really upset me."
"So-and-so said kike (and I think nigger too, boo-hoo) the other day. I no longer feel safe working here."
"That girl with the prognostic jaw and strings of braided shells called me a faggot. I never called her a nigger or anything."
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 0 points 3 monthsJan 19, 2024 00:13:06 ago (+0/-0)
Mike, do you need me to compliment you right now? Mike, you're doing a wonderful job of approaching this sensitive topic of self-esteem. You've put so much thought into this and it shows. I'm going to give you a gold star for your effort.
[ + ] Laputois
[ - ] Laputois 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 20:05:22 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 19:52:54 ago (+0/-0)
Then ends it with.
Fuckin millenials.