Bear sitting on someone - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Bear sitting on someone
submitted by dulcima to bears 3 monthsJan 17, 2024 23:05:18 ago (+13/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/r4uwi6.mp4

No visible gore but assuming the unfortunate person is getting their face eaten

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 06:09:19 ago (+3/-0)

“In Russia, you don’t lay on bearskin rug; bear come to lay on you.”

[ - ] Panic 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 12:08:48 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, so you remember Yakov Smirnoff? he was great.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 13:34:01 ago (+0/-0)

My favorite Opie and Anthony Clip is about Yakov’s Dinner Adventure. Fucking hilarious.
https://youtu.be/EVLahWcaZSk?si=AJHA1s8ZM83DJFCu

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 02:44:12 ago (+2/-0)

Even when they're real big those things like to cuddle.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 06:09:49 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. He’s just being affectionate.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 10:16:19 ago (+0/-0)

Bear hugs!

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2024 23:54:58 ago (+2/-0)

Naw, you would've seen the bear tearing pieces off. It's not like eating a marshmallow.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 00:20:08 ago (+1/-0)

You know this from personal experience?

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 02:17:15 ago (+0/-0)

...I've been told 😳

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2024 23:14:35 ago (+2/-0)

Chow mein

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 01:16:33 ago (+1/-0)

what was that guy doing in bear country, on a suicide mission?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2024 00:38:35 ago (+0/-0)

Probably not good.