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Almost as good as that kiddie diddling nigger Michael Jackson's Pepsi commercial

he didn't need it anyway

they are so fucking dumb man

Had to deal with one my customers low level maintenance men today, he needed to give my sales guy a "job number" 6 digit number. Sales guy stepped out for 2 seconds and he is going nuts asking for a pen and paper, asked 3 people in a panic, so I assume they just told him the number over the phone and he is scared to forget it... so I come out my office to give him a pen and paper and this retarded nigger takes his phone out, opens his messaging app, and copies the number FROM A TEXT MESSAGE off his own phone and then sat there with it till my sales guy gets back.

So I laugh and go back in my office. A few minutes later he is knocking on my door waiving at me so I assume he wants to give me back my pen... this retarded nigger comes in and says: "ay main I needs my utha copy of dis here receipt" while waiving an invoice in my face. I said "that is your copy" to which he responds "no main i means MAH other copy"...

"You want me to make a copy of that?"

"No main dat guy tooks mah utha copy dat I hat signed"

after going back and forth for almost a full minute and being bewildered by this beast, I figure out he thought that our "office copy" was for his office lady and "customer copy" was his personal receipt... He had me copy the "office copy" specifically and not the "customer copy" for his dumb fucking office nigriss... I promise you they are exactly the same the ONLY difference is "office/customer" on the whole page...

The immolation was imminent. Knew that shit was coming like 2 seconds in.

haha Good morning laugh! There's nothing funnier than seeing a nigger on fire running.

I love how none of them stop filming to help him.

Dey crabs was runnin foh dey libes mon!

I've always said niggers are good for nothing if not entertainment! 🤣

So at no point it occurred to anyone that it may be a good idea to have a fire extinguisher ready when fire is involved in your act ?