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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 18 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:34:11 ago (+18/-0)*

Were you drunk on a Manhattan-bound F train about a half hour ago?

Little did you know that I was actually a hand model. Here is something recent from my portfolio:

https://files.catbox.moe/sk1ijd.jpeg

[ - ] con77 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:55:28 ago (+6/-0)

I don't care who you are. That's fukn funny

[ + ] jsac

[ - ] jsac 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 05:41:41 ago (+5/-0)

I can hear your watch band whimpering from here.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 05:45:37 ago (+8/-0)

After you’re done listening to that, you can switch your mouth from my groin to stop the sucking sounds so your sensitive ears may also hear the difference in air allowance through the front of my pants due to the pressure of my manmeat stretching the fibers apart.

[ + ] jsac

[ - ] jsac 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 15:07:47 ago (+2/-0)

by man meat, you mean front butt?

[ + ] voatisajewishheaven

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 10:29:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] voatisajewishheaven 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 12:16:26 ago (+1/-0)

That was pretty good I gotta give you that

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 13:14:12 ago (+0/-0)

thats hot!

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 13:55:22 ago (+4/-0)

Bro, sunlight is your friend.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 05:20:58 ago (+1/-0)*

I live in NYC and this is January. I’m sorry I don’t have the time and money to go to a tanning salon and make myself more aesthetically appealing for you, Sweetie.

This is the last place I would think that not being tan would be an issue. Here, I’d think it would be a plus. Your preference for swarthy men has been duly noted, Abdus.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 10:28:58 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] symbolic

[ - ] symbolic 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 11:47:52 ago (+1/-0)

LensID iPhone 12 Pro Max back triple camera 5.1mm f/1.6
LensInfo 1.539999962-7.5mm f/1.6-2.4
ProfileID ecfda38e388547c36db4bd4f7ada182f
Created January 17, 2024 00:37
AccelerationVector 0.09404500579 -0.7510536319 -0.6599305867

- Looking at this meta data I can confidently say that you flipped off a MASSIVE faggot.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 12:04:11 ago (+3/-0)

You can find excellent metadata in the crenelations of my ballsack.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 13:15:18 ago (+0/-0)

crenelations

[ + ] symbolic

[ - ] symbolic 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 15:19:25 ago (+0/-0)

cren·el·la·tions
/ˌkrenəˈlāSH(ə)nz/
noun
plural noun: crenelations
the battlements of a castle or other building.
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Your balls: "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; or close the wall up with our Wrinkly dead"

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 00:32:35 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah. I misspelled “crenulations.” Thanks.

[ + ] symbolic

[ - ] symbolic 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 18:23:22 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, that makes way more sense. That being said, I now cannot help but envision you with a castle like bunker structure surrounding your groin area while riding the 7 holding a hand rail telling people to not storm your walls. "Hey, back off buddy, i got boiling oil up in here! HEY! I SEE YOU! Get those ladders out of here!"

- P.s. good on you for caring for your mother, i respect that.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 18:21:36 ago (+0/-0)

I can barely make out that photo I need higher rez and file size

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:44:09 ago (+9/-0)

Well, he's a big guy.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:28:04 ago (+9/-0)

Audio narrative:

https://files.catbox.moe/vmgjfh.mp3

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:46:59 ago (+7/-0)

Thanks for the update, boss.

A little Arnica gel on that knuckle will relieve pain and reduce swelling while accelerating the overall healing process.

[ - ] Barfcock19 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:04:07 ago (+6/-0)

Your city doesn't deserve you.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 01:58:28 ago (+6/-0)

no ticket

Shit, you're like a guardian angel man.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 02:46:24 ago (+6/-0)

Guardian Angels are faggots. They are basically not tough enough to be in a gang and not smart enough to be a cop. They’re all potbellied midgets that walk around in groups of like 5-8. If there are 5-8 guys, no one would really mess with you unless they had a gun. They’re not particularly tough or brave, they just have numbers. That being said, I think most of them have their hearts in the right place, so I’m not completely opposed to them. They’re ne’erdowells.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 02:55:24 ago (+3/-0)

I met a very old one doing volunteer trash cleanup in the Philly suburbs. He seemed like a pretty retarded nigger, kept asking if I was up to no good

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:53:57 ago (+0/-0)

In the 80's they were tough

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:52:26 ago (+5/-0)

That's a broken knuckle.

Gonna hurt tomorrow.

Congratulations on defending civilization.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:54:09 ago (+5/-0)

I think you’re right. It has turned from red to black and the radius expanded to twice the size and is slightly elevated. Fuck me dead.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:57:26 ago (+2/-0)

Had one myself after a street fight in Dallas.

Found out later I broke the fuckers jaw.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 04:03:47 ago (+2/-0)

Uppercut. Ended the fight.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 10:41:02 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 04:06:22 ago (+1/-0)

It's going to hurt for a month too

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 01:55:25 ago (+4/-0)

By the end of this character arc, @TBGFQ is going to be wearing a cape and tights.

He is @NiggerFaggotMan!

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 02:54:35 ago (+4/-1)

Nah, he'll be wearing a Burger King crown.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:44:47 ago (+4/-0)

Not going to be Daniel Penny-ed I hope.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:46:35 ago (+7/-0)

He was alive and walking around. I only dinged him twice in the head. His fists and forearms are probably bruised up. His face is swollen. He’s good.

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:23:46 ago (+3/-0)

why did you post a picture of a potato?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:50:07 ago (+3/-0)

@TheBigGuyetc....first and foremost above all and everything, and given that I and probably most everyone here have no reason whatsoever to doubt you, it's important to remember that betrayal is a "kick in the nuts", if a trusted source is suddenly exposed as otherwise then those affected feel betrayed...woulda bin nice to see a copy of the police report and bail/bond receipt but hey, what the fuck, you did post a pic of your slightly damaged hand...overall, good job on delivering a beating and keep it up, always strive to do better than just good enough...you may think that knocking out a bothersome asshole is good enough when in reality pummeling 3 assholes and tossing them off a moving train is better...you could be the next "SUBWAY VIGILANTE" from Queens.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:55:12 ago (+7/-0)

What police report or bail/bond receipt? I didn’t get arrested and to my knowledge neither did he. This shit happens at least every other day on the trains—just usually with participants who aren’t White and usually half my age.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 00:28:57 ago (+3/-0)

Those are some pretty soft and supple hands there Big Guy. My hands look twenty years older than that, covered with scars and wrinkles, calluses and dry skin.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 04:01:20 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah but we skin live gators

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:47:53 ago (+2/-0)

I think you should run for president of the GOP and use it as a base to build the white ethno state, you're huge which is a big plus and you seem charismatic and have a likeable character but can you be blackmailed?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:52:41 ago (+4/-0)

I can be easily swayed with the promise of pizza and habichuelas. I would suck as a president. I shoot too straight and frustrate too easily.

[ + ] drhitler

[ - ] drhitler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 17, 2024 03:56:38 ago (+2/-0)

Thats the attitude we need to sell the white ethnostate, who cares about becoming president its about abusing the airtime they give you

maybe you can hijack the governers or mayors race and make a mockery of it all, if some shitskin can do it a white man certainly can.