I have a good one that just happened at a gas station - Upgoat

I have a good one that just happened at a gas station
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 20:28:25 ago (+27/-0) (TellUpgoat)

So I stop off to get gas because the jew bell is dinging. Pump $30, get done and a Mercedes suv on the other side of the pump rolls his window down and says in a middle eastern accent(looked like a goat fucker muslim): "Hey buddy, can you please help me?". His two kids were at the rear window looking at me. IDK what he wanted but i suspect he wanted me to clean his windshield or some other dumb shit because I wouldn't put it past these lazy savages these days. I looked him directly in the eye and said NO! He and his kids eyes got real big like they were shocked! Got in my vehicle and drove off. kek As I drove away my wife asked me what they were saying and I said IDK, I don't speak goat fucker and she rolls her eyes. I bet when he got home he told his whole family about the mean, racist redneck who wouldn't even give him the time of day! I'm fuckin awesome. I'm telling you guys.

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[ - ] lord_nougat 21 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 20:30:55 ago (+21/-0)

Fuck, man.

What if he was going to ask you to help him eradicate all jews?!

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 10 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 20:33:29 ago (+10/-0)

lol

[ + ] MichaelStewart

[ - ] MichaelStewart 4 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 03:15:02 ago (+4/-0)

He was going to try to sell him a fake gold ring, has happened to me at a gas station before, extremely common amongst the "hey buddy" types.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 01:58:13 ago (+3/-0)

Or that he's working with a top level Govt insider Nigerian diplomat and he can give you a share for helping him get some iraki bullion out of the Country ... all for a very low up front transfer fee.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:15:47 ago (+1/-0)

I doubt he's in Michigan, Minnesota, or Ohio.

[ + ] OftenWrong

[ - ] OftenWrong 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 03:05:50 ago (+1/-0)

those sandniggers don't come here for the jew. they do that from their home

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 14 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 23:19:33 ago (+14/-0)

This is a common gypsy scam to ask for money because he lost his wallet/creditcards/cash and needs to buy gas to get home. The children are always visible. That is the immediate give away.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 7 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 00:02:03 ago (+7/-0)

Kinda what I was thinking too.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 02:00:22 ago (+2/-0)

Probably also had a fake gold costume watch/ ring to sell off for a twenty bill on top of the out of gas story.

[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:19:24 ago (+9/-0)

When I was going through college, I worked at FedEx with this pissed off old man name Jeffery. Nobody wanted to work with Jeffery because he was always mumbling shit under his breath, yelling at stupid kids and throwing shit back at the scanners at the door of the trailer. I had no problem working with him since I showed up to get shit done, accomplish the shit, then fucked off.

Just realizing I act the same way now...muttering and pissed off in public. Its fun when people get the hint.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:29:09 ago (+2/-2)

@con77 is like that too. I see him walking around Monroe County muttering to himself.He's a local tourist attraction.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 3 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 02:01:13 ago (+3/-0)

Fck off neri .

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 2 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 16:26:44 ago (+2/-0)

i flip off the homeless nigger that begs for money at the walmart intersection.

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 01:17:25 ago (+1/-0)

^this guy gets it

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 23:29:25 ago (+1/-0)

Way to go bro!!!!!
I applaud you!!!

[ - ] paul_neri -5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:17:17 ago (+2/-7)

That was mean, dude, pure, unadulterated racism. I bet if you were broken down in Death Valley and he offered to help you wouldn't say no! Goddamn hypocrite!

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 8 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:20:34 ago (+8/-0)

They made me this way, Paul. I'm a beautiful guy but my tolerance has waned. Oh, and I have so much pride that, yes, I would turn down his help.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:22:42 ago (+1/-3)

Your mean-spirited little act will haunt you for the rest of your days.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:26:17 ago (+5/-0)

What if he was gonna rob me? we know how bad many of them hate white guys like me. It seemed fishy to me. You cry for him but have you ever for me?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:31:17 ago (+1/-3)

dudes with kids and in a Mercedes not to be robbers. I'm no fan of muslims but they deserve the benefit of the doubt.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 5 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:33:43 ago (+5/-0)

"Mercedes". Even more reasons not to trust him. Its extremely cold here today so if he wasn't gonna rob me then he was gonna demand that I pump his gas or squeegee his windshield. I'm getting heated again just thinking about it.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri -4 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:42:59 ago (+1/-5)

Blind hatred is scary but fully-sighted hatred is scarier!

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:45:03 ago (+4/-0)

I have the right to refuse my services to anyone.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 22:05:51 ago (+1/-0)

I only trust the Amish. Mennonites are too progressive.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 22:55:30 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus Christ you two get a fucking room!