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Alright, here’s the deal, the fucking headaches are back and I’ve just about had enough

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Rants 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 18:30:00 ago (+15/-0)     (Rants)

First off, it’s Monday and I don’t care for Mondays. Everyone is stupid, late, retarded and lazy on Mondays. For years I worked Tuesday through Saturday, just to not have to put up with the retarded shit Mondays bring. Lately I’ve been six days a week, with Sundays spent doing laundry, yard work and whatever else I can do if the weather permits on these five acres I have to maintain. I have leaves to clean up, rain gutters to clean, weeds to spray, trees to trim, trees to plant and numerous other tasks that need done. No worries, it’s not going away, it will be there tomorrow. But lately, I’ve felt like shit most days and today I came home early. Picked up a few items to help with this frontal lobe headache like some Jameson, some Irish ale and some kind of Asian noodle ramen shit that I’m gonna add garlic, green onion and chili paste to in hopes of feeing better before the end of the day.

Enough of that. What’s the deal with all of the current commenting and posting by seemingly absent goats? There’s been a slough of posters with 2.5 year old accounts that no one has ever heard of and they have 110 points or some shit, like they aren’t active at all. What is this phenomenon? Do people set up accounts, play for two days then disappear for two years? I mean, who does that? I’ve signed up on some other sites, but I forget what they are, my password, and so I’d never end up there to make a post. Does anyone else find this strange? Im not saying there’s anything wrong with the posts or comments these folks are making, it’s just weird.

So, back to this recurring headache thing. I think maybe I may need a change of climate. Somewhere dryer maybe, however, every time I go to Nevada I get all fucked up in the sinuses and such. So I guess Prescott, where I have another address, is out of the question. Maybe I need a complete and full change of diet. My diet is pretty good, better than 98% of the goyim eating the shit the jews provide for them. I don’t know, maybe I should go 100% beef and fish and soups with vinegar and ginger or some shit. Currently, I juice vegetables every day. I also grow and juice my own wheatgrass. I have a $800 commercial juicer just for the grass alone.

Either way, nothing I do will make me feel better or anything other than indifferent about the upcoming election crap, because I really don’t care anymore. I quit voting a year ago. I throw away my jury duty summons. I let my FFL/C&C license expire. The ringer is shut off on my phone. My mother stopped sending me cards after I sent the last one back “refused”. I stopped listening to talk radio, mostly because Rush is gone. I signed up for a year of Sirius in the new truck, 5.99 a mumf! And that’s been cool, but I find myself listening to easy rock and light blues because I’m angry enough on the way to work, or just driving in general, because mostly I’m surrounded by idiots on the road, mostly White trash and stupid dirty brown people. Very few niggers, but a lot of stupid brown people. They are not sending their best. Don’t have much of a nigger problem since leaving Blackramento, but we do have alot of beaners. Keep in mind though, a thick enough beaner population will keep the niggers out. This is a known demographic fact of towns all across California.

Anyway, I’m pleased to know that MLK's dream has become a reality, that his chirrins are judged for the coontent of their character. It’s why I left Blackramento ten years ago.


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[ - ] FacelessOne 8 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 18:57:55 ago (+8/-0)

The headaches are from your crown Chakra block that we are trying to assist you with opening fully.

The pain will lessen as you grow accustomed to the energy flow.

I prescribe actively engaging your racism field to redirect this energy into something positively.

Screaming Nigger outdoors helps as well with the Throat Chakra.

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 20:07:36 ago (+4/-0)*

weeds to spray,

How poisoned are you?

I’m angry enough on the way to work, or just driving in general, because mostly I’m surrounded by idiots on the road, mostly White trash and stupid dirty brown people.

I'd recommend changing your life so your days are enjoyable. You might believe you need to endure unpleasant conditions because [reasons], but you actually don't.

Anyway, I know what it's like to be invested in a certain lifestyle. I came to realize that health and happiness are fairly priceless.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:37:37 ago (+3/-0)

Energy portals, spirituality, climate change, some "great" advice OP.

Headaches are probably related to cervical disc compression in the upper back. Go to a chiropractor for adjustment and spend less time sitting down, on computers, phones and the like.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:09:12 ago (+3/-0)

Howdy Ho, licemockey!

TLDNR on the post; but you are suffering from chronic constipation! You are so blocked up, you have white fungal vines growing in your bowels!

You need to eat yams, and some oatmeal. Don’t cook the oatmeal, just get it wet with hot water or even cold yogurt. Just choke it down, and wait a couple of days. You also need to hydrate more.

By this time next week, you’ll be happy as a puppy pooping worms!

Condolences on the Jewlattos & niggers!

They’ll be scampering back to hell soon!

And a belated Merry Christmas!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:15:45 ago (+1/-0)

Now hold up here princess. I poop just fine. I drink regular doses of pure psyllium husk fiber. I probably poop more in a day than most do in a week. Pooping is not a,problem. In fact, the fiber helps me to actually have a solid poop.
Now, enough about my asshole. I also drink a ton of water. Water all day long at work. I probably drink like six million milliliters or 1488 ounces a day. Whichever is more.
Edit: nice mr hanky ref!

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 2 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 23:33:06 ago (+2/-0)

Those ramen noodles likely have Monosodium Glutamate. MSG is an addictive flavor enhancer and often results in headaches along with other negative health issues. The jews rename MSG or mix with other additives to avoid goy awareness:
• Autolyzed yeast
• Autolyzed yeast protein
• Calcium glutamate
• Carrageenan
• Glutamate
• Glutamic acid
• Hydrolyzed corn
• Ingredients listed as hydrolyzed, protein fortified, ultra-pasteurized, fermented, or enzyme modified
• Magnesium glutamate
• Monoammonium glutamate
• Monopotassium glutamate
• Natural flavors
• Pectin
• Sodium caseinate
• Soy isolate
• Soy sauce
• Textured protein
• Vegetable extract
• Yeast extract
• Yeast food

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2024 00:12:01 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I’m aware of all that mess. I found a noodle brand that doesn’t have anything like that in it. Thanks mang!

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2024 09:07:16 ago (+0/-0)

I found a noodle brand that doesn’t have anything like that in it.

Please enlighten the rest of us.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 16, 2024 00:12:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I’m aware of all that mess. I found a noodle brand that doesn’t have anything like that in it. Thanks mang!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 4 monthsJan 16, 2024 12:14:10 ago (+1/-0)

You are describing tension headaches. Your brain is not getting enough sugar. Stop blindly following the fake gurus re health and diets. Don’t label what you eat a diet. Eat like your grandparents.
Give your brain sugar and watch the headaches disappear. If they don’t, you better visit your doc to rule out a tumour or aneurysm.
I have to tell you wheatgrass juice is a scam. You are not a plant. You need haemoglobin not chlorophyll.

Regarding latent users on this site, yeah, it’s strange.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2024 22:36:13 ago (+0/-0)

No, the wheatgrass juice is awesome.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 20:39:36 ago (+2/-0)

Cool mist humidifier because I think the heat you're using to keep warm is affecting your sinus' and many other things. I get headaches and use it and they go away.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:07:39 ago (+2/-0)

Holy Roman Empire fucks "Icemonkey" much of what you had stated runs parallel to my life as well, I gave up on radio after Rush went extinct and I don't give a fuck about the "rigged vote" anymore and I pretty much have no use for most everyone that I once had use for...given my "present seriousness" I have to maintain my "firearms" documents to keep within the legal parameters regarding the "carry of a weapon for self defense in accordance with the Criminal Code of Canada", and yes there are provisions under the CCC permitting the need/use of/for a firearm.
As for the headaches I don't know what advice to offer other than ice packs...the wife had a bad bout with headaches months back and she used a pack of frozen peas over forehead when laying back in the evening...also, wear sun glasses to shield your eyes from bright light and sun.
Get your firearms privileges back though.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:20:26 ago (+2/-0)

I always wear sunglasses. I have firearms privileges, the license I had was for purchasing collectible and relic arms without a wait period. Guns over 50 years old qualify, which is cool because there are a lot of old guns out there that are good or better than the new stuff. I just don’t care to do business with the federal government.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

Wasn’t Rush just the absolute best! You could always get clarification and/or a humorous take from him.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 4 monthsJan 16, 2024 01:17:12 ago (+1/-0)

ICEMONKEY...I understand fully, I too am fed up with this (((subverted))) CLOWN WORLD and the less I interact with circus idiots and government clowns the better mood I'm in...as for RUSH, I started with him in May 1992 while back in the country for a bit, he was the master of communication...to me he was "ETHOS PATHOS LOGOS"...my life was such that I had no time for bullshit, stupidity, social levity and/or people who interfered with the potential for profit...and then there was all of those "legal matters" and "foreign interactions" with persons of status...and with arms, those who had "influence" in the military and "immigrations" required a different level of communication compared to what's required when negotiating with a regular cop and then there's the dialog with those who's purpose in life is to "end life", those who smile when they "slit open" a throat...when interacting with the multitudes of such people it's very important to be a good communicator and Rush was the best to learn from....I got carried away...OH YEAH....AVOID MONO SODIUM GLUTEMATE aka MSG...Chinese food is plastered with it.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 18:37:45 ago (+2/-0)

Have you ever considered acupuncture?

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 18:47:46 ago (+3/-0)

I got acupuncture once. He poked my nerve and my foot felt funny for a few months.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 18:50:03 ago (+2/-0)

That sucks!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:04:02 ago (+1/-0)

Do you mean by sub m.o.a rounds of 6.5 Creedmore to the melon of the enemy? After this hearty bowl of Asian noodles I may be ready for it.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 21:57:10 ago (+0/-0)

I self-acupuncture each morning directly into my vein !.

[ - ] Lanfear 1 point 4 monthsJan 16, 2024 08:35:48 ago (+1/-0)

Vitamin B12 and magnesium. These two things on a regular basis have cut my migraines down to once eery 6 months instead of every month.

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 4 monthsJan 16, 2024 04:28:26 ago (+1/-0)

Enough of that. What’s the deal with all of the current commenting and posting by seemingly absent goats?

Lurkerfag here. Was an OG with a semi regular active acct that engaged the good faith skeptics we saw waaay back in the early days of Voat.

Nowadays the only people that come to Voat remember old Voat, and as far as I'm aware the Pizzagate investigations have gone cold after the Junkermann name got dropped.

As for why some may be posting suddenly...? Post have been more engaging recently that have me wanting to interact with you niggerfaggots

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:08:36 ago (+1/-0)

I told you not to get the clot-shot, but NOOOOOOOOO...now suffer.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

You fag licker, I’ve never been jabbed. Not a chance. I’m self employed and no one tells me what to do.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 22:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

'Fag-licker'...that's a new one. I'm gonna use it on Queeri next chance I get.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 19:27:32 ago (+1/-1)

Have you tried killing yourself?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 18:35:46 ago (+1/-1)

1. That yard work keeps you fit and occupied. Without it you'd be like dangus sitting in front of a computer all day.

2. An example of the strange (old) accounts popping up is ...[something] stain.

3. Any recurring ailment is a worry. Might be eye strain.

4. You're having a midlife crisis like BushChuck.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 4 monthsJan 15, 2024 20:12:06 ago (+2/-0)

You're having a midlife crisis

Those suck, but are an alarm triggered when you're majorly fucking up.