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Oh you want to shoot me? Let me make it easier for you!

submitted by Rotteuxx to AnimalsBeingBros 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 08:46:35 ago (+35/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/lfm445.mp4



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[ - ] BulletStopper 11 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 13:07:35 ago (+11/-0)*

Sorry, but unless I'm hungry and need to feed the family, shooting any critter that comes over to you for "scratchies" would be akin to kicking a child that runs over to you with his arms up for "picky-ups".

I'm not saying that there are absolutely no circumstances when it might not be acceptable, I'm just saying a Man has to exercise judgement and due consideration.

(For instance: a niglet wearing a little bomb-vest? Kick away.)

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 14:02:57 ago (+0/-0)

Here it is illegal to kill the thousands of deer within city limits.., protected for reasons unknown.

I don’t hunt but my buddy does, he says “you don’t want to eat the deer near the city because they eat shit and it comes through in the meat”

Thin margin between starvation and desperation,… and it’s covered in tics and fur

[ - ] SithEmpire 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 12:35:08 ago (+3/-0)

I think the weapon was just for personal defence there in case an animal were to attack, rather than hunting with it deliberately.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 13:57:19 ago (+2/-0)

seen a deer so covered with ticks once it makes my sick crawl to look at them even being petted.

Heard they can have lice, too.

For $12 its worth it to wrap the permethrin spray bottle with the tarps and spray them down before tagging them. Upon arrival, wash your truck out outside, not in garage

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 14:05:43 ago (+1/-1)

Those tics carry lime disease…, debilitating horrific nightmare just from petting Bambi

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 13:35:43 ago (+2/-0)

Chronic wasting disease probably.

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 20:24:41 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah they lose their fear of everything and get aggressive as their brain turns into a sponge.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 02:51:31 ago (+0/-0)

I'm scared we all have it. Takes a long time to start.

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 3 monthsJan 15, 2024 03:24:56 ago (+0/-0)

There's literally no chance it won't jump to people. They had this same problem over around Finland? somewhere (maybe back in the 70's?). They killed every single deer in the country, waited 20 years or so then re-introduced them.

Most people aren't old enough to remember but white-tails were pretty much hunted to extinction in large parts of the US and were re-introduced, 60's I think. Same thing with the turkeys. Probably around the time the Plum Island engineers were trying to spread Lyme every-fucking-where.

These proteins can last for 20+ years outside the body and can be taken up in plants. Wait until coyotes and wolves start getting it and lose their fear of people. Animal zombie apocalypse, who saw that coming?

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 20:58:14 ago (+1/-0)

Smart move is to let him go, let him/her breed more of these docile game animal.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 16:44:26 ago (+1/-0)

Gobo

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 08:48:49 ago (+2/-1)

Girls are so fuckin' dumb.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 13:57:04 ago (+0/-0)

We have so many deer here that the gov puts up big flashy signs on the side of the road ‘WATCH FOR DEER”

We also have so many asians that can only read as well as a deer thus many wrecked Honda’s and dead or limping deer

..I could use my horn but I like to roll down the window and yell at them instead,,”AAARGGGGGHHHHH” they scatter like a startled cat

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2024 13:40:54 ago (+0/-0)

Now blast her.