I was browsing Amazon and noticed that my wife does not look like the woman in the underwear ad. I called Amazon and asked if I could exchange her. They said no.
I was browsing Amazon with my wife. We order her socks. I told her the joke I posted above, but I said my friend overheard his wife asking Amazon if she could exchange her husband. My wife that that was funny.
A few minutes later, I came here and posted the joke above. My wife left the room miffed at me.
I'm just kidding. I wouldn't trade my wife for two pallets of gold and an eighteen pack harem. She's my best friend, and I am lucky as fuck to have her in my life.
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A few minutes later, I came here and posted the joke above. My wife left the room miffed at me.
Such is life. Such is my wife.
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