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I want to return my wife

submitted by LiberalsAreMental to funny 1.4 yearsJan 13, 2024 18:39:37 ago (+4/-0)     (funny)

I was browsing Amazon and noticed that my wife does not look like the woman in the underwear ad. I called Amazon and asked if I could exchange her. They said no.


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[ - ] LiberalsAreMental [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 13, 2024 18:41:59 ago (+4/-0)

I was browsing Amazon with my wife. We order her socks. I told her the joke I posted above, but I said my friend overheard his wife asking Amazon if she could exchange her husband. My wife that that was funny.

A few minutes later, I came here and posted the joke above. My wife left the room miffed at me.

Such is life. Such is my wife.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 13, 2024 18:46:50 ago (+3/-0)

Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind a newer model.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 13, 2024 19:10:34 ago (+1/-0)

Newer? Or,younger & different?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 13, 2024 19:22:28 ago (+2/-0)

I'm just kidding. I wouldn't trade my wife for two pallets of gold and an eighteen pack harem. She's my best friend, and I am lucky as fuck to have her in my life.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 13, 2024 19:23:57 ago (+2/-0)

She's a keeper then. Good for both of y'all.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 14, 2024 02:19:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, one with a stick shift, right?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 14, 2024 02:20:05 ago (+0/-0)

'Wife' in Cockney Rhyming Slang is?