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Are you a very slightly smaller than average-sized White or Latino male? Maybe people have noticed how you walk with your arms bowed out and your lats inflated. You’ve probably taken three or four MMA classes and thought to yourself: “I can conquer the world.” Have you had a very brief and undistinguished military career or maybe even no military career at all, yet would like to convey that you’re still special forces material? If this is the kind of guy you are, then we have all the right gear for you!

Here at TACTICALMANLETS.COM, we’ve literally got you covered! Come check out all of our latest styles and equipment.

Some of our current specials:

BDUs! They sold out so quickly before, we had to put in a quadruple order this time around. I can guarantee that size 36x28 will not be in stock for long! Get ‘em while the gettin’ is good!

All Tactical boots (with or without our popular “Stallone” heel inserts) are 20% off.

Compression tees: We sold out several times before and we have listened to your sizing needs: SMEDIUM IS BACK IN STOCK AND TIGHT AS EVER! Now with two times the tightness, the ladies will be able to observe the blood making its way though your circulatory system as the oversized carotid artery in your neck pulses menacingly!

T-Shirts: Yes guys, we heed your needs. We all agree that there can never be enough Tees with eagles and dragons and gothic lettering. It is a look that has stood the test of time. Our in-house TUMESCENCE line is back in stock. Go eat some bar wings, watch some MMA fights and pick up a girl who is very drunk and much younger than you! You deserve it, Tiger!

Amber Lights are back in stock! We were threatened with injunction, but the courts agreed with us: Private citizens can indeed mount a rack of lights on their car roof as long as they’re not red!

All tactical defensive, non-bladed or non-powder actuated hand weapons are back in stock. We have your pepper sprays, nunchucks, asp batons, keychain batons, tonfas, etc. and they’re all here for you in our inventory to let the world know that you are NOT to be messed with. Purchase $100 of these and get a free, oversized Garrison belt to hold them all. There’s a new Sheriff in town and his name is YOU.