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Coon gets put on ice

submitted by Centaurus to aww 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 17:15:20 ago (+38/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/71np4k.mp4



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[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 18:10:42 ago (+8/-0)

I clicked, thinking I would see a clip of a nigger being killed.
This is good too.

[ - ] watts2db 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 18:54:22 ago (+4/-0)

same

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 17:20:07 ago (+4/-0)

thats a firefox

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 17:22:39 ago (+2/-0)

I foxed up.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 17:41:06 ago (+4/-0)

I don’t know what animal that is but it’s not a raccoon or a nigger. I can be certain of that.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 18:55:05 ago (+2/-0)

It's the Asian version of a raccoon, red panda. Less bothersome than the trash pandas we have in America, but I still wouldn't keep one as a pet.

I use to know a lady that had a pet raccoon. It was abandoned as a baby and she raised it. Fun fact: you can't litter train racoons. They shit everywhere, and they think it's funny.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 13, 2024 00:58:40 ago (+0/-0)

Same with chickens. Besides their poop, they are about the cleanest animal ever, except they poop about every four minutes and they do it wherever they are. If it weren’t for that, my chickens would live in the house with me.

[ - ] Dingo 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 17:34:09 ago (+3/-0)

Serendipity! My expectations are shattered.

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 17:35:57 ago (+3/-0)

Not what I expected....

[ - ] BoozyB 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 17:41:32 ago (+5/-0)

BTW, that's a red panda not a coon.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 18:46:00 ago (+2/-0)

Sorry, I was unaware of its pronouns.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 19:29:30 ago (+2/-0)

Wrong color, wrong pronouns.
You're lookin' at 20 years in the re-education camp, you racist bigot.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 20:34:33 ago (+1/-0)

They're related.

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 22:14:52 ago (+0/-0)

Very very distant.
Taken from a Quora post:

"Red Pandas are the sole species in the family Ailuridae. This sets them apart not just from raccoons, but from pretty much every other mammal.

In contrast, raccoons belong to the family Procyonidae, which is a completely different branch on the mammalian family tree. So why the mix-up? Besides the superficial resemblance, early classification attempts lumped them together until molecular phylogenetics steamrolled into the scene and cleared things up with genetic evidence. We're talking about a dating game that went sour as scientists realized they were trying to pair distant cousins.

Now, let's chat about where they do fit in the broader scheme. The Red Panda's nearest relatives – and we’re talking long-lost kind of near – are weasels, skunks, and yes, bears. Actually, their closest relatives are the members of the family Mustelidae (which includes those weasels and badgers)."

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 22:20:43 ago (+1/-0)

But not pandas. That's rather interesting.

Another animal with a similar genetic history is the javelina. They're basically as far apart from other pigs as you can get and still be related to pigs.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 18:08:20 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 18:45:07 ago (+1/-0)

Panda gets put on ice just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 21:58:24 ago (+1/-0)

Love me some trash pandas

[ - ] RedBarchetta 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 12, 2024 22:14:47 ago (+1/-0)

That's a Panda you nigger. Its actually the Original Panda, the black and white one, Giant Panda was named after the Red Panda.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 13, 2024 00:44:52 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you for using my correct pronoun.

[ - ] Ifuckdolphinseverday 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 13, 2024 00:39:43 ago (+1/-0)

Its bothering me that they didn't turn the ice to its side to get through the door so as to give the guy more ice to lay on.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 13, 2024 00:56:39 ago (+1/-0)

Chillin like a, well you know, no sense in getting all niggery

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 13, 2024 04:18:22 ago (+1/-0)

Clickbait title.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 13, 2024 09:04:56 ago (+0/-0)

Daz rite, mein.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 13, 2024 06:35:25 ago (+1/-0)

That's adorable.