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true story from only a year or so ago

submitted by con77 to Biden 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 16:48:29 ago (+5/-3)     (Biden)

A guy about 30, big but soft like a mommas boy, came up to me in the parking lot of Ace Hardware and started shouting "YOURE A FUCKING TRAITOR!" ABOUT 3 or 4 times. He was enraged by my lets go Brandon bumper sticker!

I was completely surprised and started laughing at him! That seemed to take the wind out of his sails and he walked away. He had been absolutely furious. I carry pepper spray and a gun so I wasnt too concerned.


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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 18:13:24 ago (+2/-0)*

My wife frequently wears a ‘Lets go Brandon’ t-shirt. But it hasn’t caused an issue yet because her tits are so big that the text points at the floor. Liberal midgets can read it, but they’re rare out in the wild.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 16:54:30 ago (+2/-0)

...if you would have ventilated his upper torso and then seasoned him with pepper I'm sure your local Vietnamese community would have been grateful.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 17:06:38 ago (+1/-1)

he was seconds away from meeting Mr. Sig I promise you

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 17:15:27 ago (+2/-1)

I just put mine on the charger. my foot still feels weak so it'll probably be 3 weeks before I can ride. Took the boot off a week ago. I'll start it tonight though. cost $2K to fix after my fuckup. I layed in the street and told the Sheriffs Deputy 'i cant breathe" like I was fucking George Floyd!

[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 17:08:26 ago (+0/-1)

what bike do you ride in the summer?

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 3 monthsJan 11, 2024 06:36:45 ago (+1/-0)

Couldn't you have shot him and claimed stand your ground?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2024 07:43:38 ago (+0/-0)

I'm saving that option for anyone that puts a hand on me and niggers

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 19:25:55 ago (+1/-0)

@con77...given that you're a respectable member in good standing here, I'll politely state that "Sig and Glock" are FUCKING OVERRATED GARBAGE GUNS WITH A LOW TOLERANCE FOR ABUSE...I'm not going to elaborate any further but my Glocks are parked, one is in pieces, they do not like hot rounds...Ruger and Colt 1911s, 9mm and .45 respectively...but for a serious situation where time doesn't afford cleaning or adverse environmental conditions are a problem my 1st choice is my S&W686 .357MAG...7RNDS of ballistic hell for any target up to 125yrds, and no jamming or feed issues...semi autos don't like cold weather or salty environments.

NOW GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 20:14:20 ago (+1/-0)

Respectful bow sensei