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NASA delays moon landing AGAIN...until 2026.

submitted by RobertJHarsh to Space 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 09:45:21 ago (+17/-0)     (news.yahoo.com)

https://news.yahoo.com/nasa-delays-astronaut-moon-landing-212749837.html

I hope China hauls our Apollo shit back and sells it on eBay.


31 comments block


[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 9 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 11:30:29 ago (+10/-1)

They have to get the CGI just right, unlike the shit India did kek

[ - ] dassar 4 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 14:09:57 ago (+4/-0)

IKR, i could not believe people actually fell for that (even on here).

[ - ] FacelessOne 7 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 09:52:44 ago (+9/-2)

Fake and Gay

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 6 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 09:56:54 ago (+7/-1)

That’s what happens when your space agency hires dune coons for the express purpose of defeating islamophobia instead of going to space, yes.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 12:40:41 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 13:11:51 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine how overworked the few competent White men left are.

[ - ] ymihere 5 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 10:31:54 ago (+5/-0)

DEI shit - woman and person of color fucked it up again...

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 4 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 12:02:18 ago (+4/-0)

I bet that moon landing goes through next week ahead of schedule to distract us from tunnels.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 3 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 12:38:42 ago (+3/-0)

And when they eventually claim they went to the moon, lots of faggots here will swallow it up and cheer it on because TV and the experts told them so.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 2 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 09:55:15 ago (+2/-0)

Just 2 more years gang!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2024 18:41:01 ago (+0/-0)

It cannot be done, that's why

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 12:07:50 ago (+2/-1)

Sooooonfaggotry.
I have read this "In 3-4 years, sooooooon" so many times it's... actually funny people still believe this bullshit.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 12:13:17 ago (+2/-0)

You're right. They push it off every year by at least 2 years. So next year it'll be pushed off until 2027/28.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 14:10:37 ago (+0/-0)

'2 moar weeks'

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 22:45:59 ago (+0/-0)

two more weeks years

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 21:58:48 ago (+0/-0)

China aint going to do shit their fake shit is 2x as fake as our own fake shit

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 17:00:24 ago (+0/-0)

Not gonna happen. SpaceX still hasn't gotten starship to orbit, and getting starship to the moon is going to require an incredibly complicated lander they haven't even started building.

On top of it they're going to have to figure out how to refuel starship, all the tech is totally untested and you can't even recreate the environment the refueling will need to happen in on earth. They'll be lucky to have it done by 2030

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 16:58:50 ago (+0/-0)

Not gonna happen. SpaceX still hasn't gotten starship to orbit, and getting starship to the moon is going to require an incredibly complicated lander they haven't even started building.

On top of it they're going to have to figure out how to refuel starship, all the tech is totally untested and you can't even recreate the environment the refueling will need to happen in on earth. They'll be lucky to have it done by 2030

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 16:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

It'll be delayed further still. 2030 is a more reasonable estimate. New Glenn's first prototype only just rolled out (though the engines launched Vulcan successfully, gj Bezos) and Starship still needs more work though it looks very promising.

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 16:26:19 ago (+1/-1)

space is gay

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 15:13:22 ago (+1/-1)

Only Nazis could run a space program. That's the end of the story.

If you deny the Apollo landings, you're a hard coping jew. Find a rope for yourself and make a knot.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 18:57:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. Nazis are smart. Please send me your nudes

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 12:38:15 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.astrobotic.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/TeamPhoto_100621-05-scaled.jpg

Not 'entirely' diverse, but zero White males in white short sleeve shirts with pocket protectors.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 11:54:30 ago (+2/-2)

All of this after they admit they can’t penetrate the Van Allen belt.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 23:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

There's someone who actually believes the US sent a manned expedition to the moon, and he downvoted you.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 11, 2024 00:49:05 ago (+0/-0)

This.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking -1 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 13:00:56 ago (+1/-2)

I hope China hauls our Apollo shit back

That's funny. There is no Apollo project equipment or debris up there. Humans were never there because it's impossible for humans to get there.

[ - ] Peleg -1 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 19:08:25 ago (+0/-1)

That's what makes it so funny to me. What would happen if china took a bunch of aluminum foil and some conduit and a few other items and made some "space" junk and sold it on ebay! LOL! What's nasa gonna do? Tell the truth? HAHAHAHA I think not!

[ - ] BushChuck -1 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 10:09:07 ago (+2/-3)

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

I took them what, eight years from that gay ass speech to the "Moon landings"?

Now it's been decades of them hurr durrring about the shop.

Outer Space is about as real democracy.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 10:53:53 ago (+6/-4)

Fuck off, dipshit. This is a website for whites.

[ - ] BushChuck 2 points 3 monthsJan 10, 2024 12:01:29 ago (+2/-0)

*Whites, you fucking heeb.