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Mario Goes Down a Tube & Finds the Hidden jew Tunnels

submitted by Scyber to funny 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 15:54:38 ago (+70/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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"Mama Mia!"


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[ - ] Fascinus 9 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 16:07:21 ago (+9/-0)

Too bad he didn't get a fireball flower before entering the room.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 6 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 16:15:45 ago (+6/-0)

Imagine being able to oven them without having an actual oven.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 22:11:17 ago (+1/-0)

It was real to them.

[ - ] Lordbananafist -2 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 16:41:35 ago (+0/-2)

imagine abandoning children to the fire and dark because you didn't want to use your hands.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 21:08:36 ago (+2/-0)

Wouldn't work. Those rats have the star power.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 17:13:33 ago (+7/-0)

Prediction: the mattresses will disappear, and the cops will never mention them again.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 22:12:04 ago (+2/-0)

Especially if the cops disappear.

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 17:11:44 ago (+2/-0)

I'm sharing this to my social media to see if it stays up.

[ - ] Jinglebanger 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 16:16:35 ago (+2/-0)

Makes me think of GypsyCrusader (he dresses up as Mario). Hell, he even lives up there.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 19:58:37 ago (+1/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy doez ahhrent mattresses dey ahh masturbation machines! Kvetch!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 23:56:09 ago (+0/-0)

We need a string of Mario comics encountering the jew, similar to the Tyrone comics.

[ - ] PygmyGoat 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 20:52:52 ago (+0/-0)

So THAT is where @NosebergShekelman has been hiding. I knew he was up to something.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 20:43:19 ago (+0/-0)

The video of the cop gassing the jews with mace was nice. I'd like to know what the fuck is wrong with those people, they're all bouncing around like fucking retards. Showed my wife the video and the first thing she said was "they're definitely on something" Sick disgusting fucks, the lot of em.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 10, 2024 14:25:07 ago (+1/-0)

It's an esoteric practice that has been written about plenty of times - it is something to do with 'harnessing sexual energy to be closer to god' the rocking back and forth mimics copulation - therefore copulating while in prayer or godly devotion is coupling with god and is the highest form of worship. Real story.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 10, 2024 21:06:03 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I don't give a fuck why they do it.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 10, 2024 22:14:10 ago (+0/-0)

I'd like to know what the fuck is wrong with those people, they're all bouncing around like fucking retards

I care not that they are, however that is why the retards be retarding ...

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 19:44:46 ago (+0/-0)

perfect

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 18:01:44 ago (+0/-0)

In Mario, it was Bowser. In reality it's Bauer.