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Does VOAT have more than 5 women that frequent it?

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:11:37 ago (+10/-4)     (AnonWhatever)

A very simple survey to see what the ratio of Men to Women is...


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[ - ] anon 1863013 11 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:52:14 ago (+13/-2)

"If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
SHIT When you make a post like, "hurr dur, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and
too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT."

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 05:54:19 ago (+1/-0)

Your comment made me blush.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:02:35 ago (+0/-0)

I read what you said, but I'm a girl.

[ - ] anon 2019175 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:36:02 ago (+1/-0)

Faggot

[ - ] anon 1360603 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 12:21:26 ago (+0/-0)

Breeder

[ - ] anon 1772240 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 15:53:13 ago (+0/-0)

How big is your feminine penis?

[ - ] anon 1172043 5 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:23:04 ago (+5/-0)

Does Paul Neri being a bitch count?

That was the first thing I thought of when I clicked on the post title, before I even read his comments. Synchronicity.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:56:23 ago (+1/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 08:17:58 ago (+1/-0)

Reported to whom?

[ - ] anon 2794364 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:59:10 ago (+1/-0)

Internet police

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 05:56:44 ago (+0/-0)

Cynabuns. She's a Mod.

[ - ] anon 1772240 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 15:53:56 ago (+1/-0)

Pussy meat. He doesn't like it.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 18:29:51 ago (+1/-0)

16 dames=32 breasts!Phwoar!

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 19:01:15 ago (+0/-0)

My guess is that probably at least half that number are dudes screwing around.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 4 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:14:46 ago (+4/-0)

the jews ran off all the women because they don't want them to be red pilled

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:42:40 ago (+3/-1)

If they ain't showing titties like srayzie did, they ain't chicks.

[ - ] anon 1772240 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 15:54:54 ago (+1/-0)*

No flappy jew tiddies allowed!

[ - ] anon 2106184 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 17:16:47 ago (+1/-0)

There's female feds here I'm sure

[ - ] anon 3717403 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 14:23:40 ago (+1/-0)

The smartest user here is a woman, but she hides well. In addition, she is also beautiful.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 05:57:40 ago (+1/-0)

Don't stop!

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 14:26:52 ago (+0/-0)

Awww your Mom frequents Upgoat ;-)
Such a good Son...

[ - ] anon 9181058 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:21:11 ago (+1/-0)

I lurk more than I post but I’m here and have been a long time, even on the old site before the Christmas shutdown.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 05:58:33 ago (+0/-0)

That's nice but...do you have breasts?

[ - ] xtra_spooky_skellington 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 07:33:44 ago (+1/-0)

@the_old_ones, do trannies like you count? In either case, he's low T enough to be considered a female.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:53:53 ago (+1/-0)

There are no women on the interwebs.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:16:16 ago (+1/-0)

C'mon Ragnar, dassar, JudyStroyer don't be shy.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:12:40 ago (+4/-0)

Shut the fuck up, faggot retard.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 05:59:23 ago (+0/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:31:30 ago (+0/-0)

dont forget Monica

[ - ] anon 1916430 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:35:03 ago (+1/-0)

Monica is a dude

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:36:36 ago (+1/-0)

Then why have the id Monica?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:16:11 ago (+3/-0)

It’s “muh nigga” “mo nica” . Dudes avatar even says “man” or something similar.

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:19:27 ago (+1/-0)

Word!

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:57:29 ago (+1/-0)

Haven't you heard of...cross-dressing?

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:59:02 ago (+1/-0)

I've heard of Moto-Cross

[ - ] anon 1360603 -1 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 12:27:23 ago (+0/-1)

Male crossdressers are not women. Furthermore, “rape by deception” is a bullshit excuse for homophobic guys who call themselves heterosexual but in reality are merely too damn stupid to tell the difference between a woman and a man in drag when it’s the latter actually making them hard. If you’re that stupid and bigoted, then you honestly deserve to get punked by a tranny. It is Gay men who are being punished by being asked to sacrifice our manhood in exchange with consent to sex with some self-loathing openly homophobic-but-closeted Friends-watching douchejerk who will bolt the minute it gets more serious than a string of hookups.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:49:44 ago (+1/-0)

Note the green & white profile photo next time you see a comment of his.

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 12:34:36 ago (+0/-0)

Never really cared to look, but I'll check it out.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:59:17 ago (+1/-1)

I asked that once too and there's a story to it and a very funny one at that. Monica was too smart for his own good!

What's that kid's game where you run about then freeze and ...Well Monica got frozen as Monica.

[ - ] anon 1772240 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 15:52:28 ago (+0/-0)

We need to see tits to determine this. and no flappy jew tiddies allowed!

[ - ] anon 1424011 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 13:37:22 ago (+0/-0)

You forgot the third option: "I have mental illness."

[ - ] anon 4235800 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 13:40:03 ago (+0/-0)

obvious joke is obvious.

[ - ] anon 2444267 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:32:29 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck you!

[ - ] retardedgenius 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:31:58 ago (+0/-0)

Shit and now the anonymous was on. What ever its me fuck it all

[ - ] anon 8824014 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:31:23 ago (+0/-0)

Also it's me fuck_usernames. My other phone got ran over by a truck and now I have this phone but I don't now my password so I made a new account sorry if I broke the rules idk waht to do

[ - ] anon 4235800 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:39:04 ago (+0/-0)

Welcome back.

[ - ] anon 1447621 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:04:32 ago (+0/-0)

I'm a woman with a hot wet vagina and huge banging tits.

[ - ] anon 4235800 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:41:38 ago (+0/-0)

Great. You get those by having kids. Lets talk mad shit about how these other moms suck.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 06:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

Oh dangus! Must you?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 07:36:01 ago (+1/-1)

I ran Helena off. Soz luv.

[ - ] anon 1928770 4 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 09:24:12 ago (+4/-0)

i still think that was your alt and you just lost the password.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 07:31:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1673527 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:04:17 ago (+0/-0)

What is a woman ?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 08:20:19 ago (+1/-0)

Ask Matt Walsh's wife.

[ - ] anon 1360603 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 12:20:08 ago (+1/-0)

I’d rather ask a woman who actually has breasts and a vagina that were not created in a doctors office.

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:30:51 ago (+0/-0)

I think PWH, Dulcima, & gowithit are the only active ones I know of.

[ - ] anon 5282270 3 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 09:25:40 ago (+3/-0)

And NeddleStack.

[ - ] NeedleStack 6 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:22:29 ago (+6/-0)

It's "NeedleStack" but thank you for thinking of me. :)

[ - ] anon 1916430 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 17:51:25 ago (+0/-0)

Cunt is still semi active

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 06:02:46 ago (+0/-0)

She's abdicated to her toyboy - UncleDoug

[ - ] anon 1916430 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 06:18:21 ago (+0/-0)

Don't be a gossiping fag queeri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 18:28:57 ago (+0/-0)

But it's true.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:18:41 ago (+0/-0)

Cynabuns is a woman and she often doesn't wear a bra. Indeed when it gets very hot in Southern Mississippi I've heard she sits at her PC only in her knickers!

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 3 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:24:08 ago (+3/-0)*

PAUL! It's not nice to speak ill about someone that is no longer active. Take the high road! :-)

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:37:27 ago (+0/-0)

iSnark do we know for sure she's not active? I suspect her alt is NeedleStack.

[ - ] anon 1069808 2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:14:51 ago (+2/-0)

Nope. Not only is she not my alt, System told me Cynabuns suspected I wasn't even me. If I had known that, I would have posted a pic of the crocheted voat goat next to the current date to prove it.

edit: How do I get my name to appear instead of the anon name?

[ - ] anon 4235800 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:17:40 ago (+1/-0)

Click the little black Anon is on button under the post comment box.

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:19:51 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you! Testing to see if that worked.

edit: It worked!

As I was saying, if Cynabuns had asked me to prove my authenticity I would have happily obliged.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

You are welcome.

Do you think everyone that voted in the poll was being honest?

[ - ] NeedleStack 3 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:36:03 ago (+3/-0)

Definitely not lol. The guys who voted that they're women are goofing around.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

Bwahahaha "goofing around" Good one!

[ - ] anon 1916430 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 17:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

30 men:16 women:30 abstain: 30+ alts

Complete nonsense poll.

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:44:45 ago (+1/-0)

I guess if she is, using an alt, and she chooses to respond, she'll be counted in the women tally...
Why would you think by default that I'd be iSnark?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

Dude ...quite simple...it says iSnark in the name place:


[ - ] iSnark

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 05:13:31 ago (+0/-0)

Nice Try paul... But guess again...

[ - ] anon 3858941 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 05:14:56 ago (+0/-0)

Ain't guessing dude.Ah am knowing.

[ - ] anon 4204391 [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 05:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

Well that's interesting...

I see you as paul_neri in a previous post, but you now appear as anon 3858941. Did you toggle something?

@system Is anon broken? What say you?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 05:33:31 ago (+0/-0)

Told ya Cynabuns was still active!

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 05:38:44 ago (+0/-0)

How do you know it was Cynabuns that responded... You're all kinds of psychic today aren't ya?
Continue thread

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:39:06 ago (+0/-0)

I apologise @Cynabuns I...I was being ...undergraduate.

[ - ] anon 8824014 -1 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:29:38 ago (+0/-1)

Boys Boys Boys..... I love you! Sorry we women are so disappointing nowadays. I mean that sincerely. We have been tricked by the enemy. On behalf of all women who are White and still not awake yet, I am sorry. We fucked up. And we will fix it. We are stupid. We had no idea! Lol

[ - ] anon 4235800 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:39:46 ago (+0/-0)

I did nothing wrong. Fuck you it was all on your end.

[ - ] retardedgenius 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:43:17 ago (+1/-0)

Congratulations, you're an exception. The rest of us fell for some dirty tricks. You're so cool. Fuck you too! Smooches

[ - ] anon 4235800 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:45:12 ago (+0/-0)

Smooches

Shit I didnt look at the numbers. I thought you were a man.

[ - ] retardedgenius 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:44:19 ago (+0/-0)

You should change your name to blameless

[ - ] anon 4235800 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:50:28 ago (+0/-0)

Thats my middle name! First name infallible. Shit. now that you got me to dox myself send cake.

[ - ] retardedgenius 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

Also, I said on behalf of white women who aren't awake yet. So that's not you smarty

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:45:55 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] retardedgenius 1 point 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:47:19 ago (+1/-0)

No shit

[ - ] retardedgenius 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 12:53:42 ago (+0/-0)

Infallible Blameless, nice

[ - ] anon 1360603 -2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 12:18:54 ago (+0/-2)

Any woman who uses this site is probably a racist cracker bitch and a handmaid who deserves domestic violence at the hands of the almighty Black MAN who was put on this earth to put those Eva Braun wannabe bitchcunts in their PLACE, and I don’t mean speaker of the house. I wouldn’t even trust them in the kitchen because it’s where they try to kill men by making us fat.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:29:12 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] anon 3989821 -2 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:06:35 ago (+0/-2)

Most women in the feels are not going to browse a site that is 'mean'. Is this a bad thing though? Women's opinions are often lacking logic. There are exceptions to the rule but you know how it is

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsJan 10, 2024 06:10:51 ago (+1/-0)

Yes it is a mean site!

[ - ] anon 1360603 0 points 4 monthsJan 9, 2024 12:33:40 ago (+0/-0)

So many hate crimes have been committed for the benefit of non-Gay, non-Jewish non-Black non-MEN that the w-word became hate speech the day Helen Reddy died. To identify as non-male is to identify as an anti-male bigot, plain and simple.