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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 06:22:07 ago (+6/-0)

My wife is only 4'11"

I could literally pick her up and throw her at the wall if I had to. I don't do that, dry wall is expensive these days, but I could if I wanted to.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 10:55:01 ago (+1/-0)

lol my wife is also 4'11", and she's the complete opposite of a psychopath. I on the other hand am a 5'7" manlet and my desire for ultra-violence knows no bounds, which is kind of ironic given I'm somewhat squeamish. The difference between a psychopath and me is that I only want horrible things happen to horrible people (anti-Whites, rapists, pedos, murderers, actual psychopaths, etc), whereas psychopaths do sadistic things to whoever they please. I'm trying to use reasoning to get my timid wife to have some penchant for righteous violence, but her woman brain prevents her from budging.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 05:44:42 ago (+4/-0)

Hell yeah I'm only 5'6" y'all are fucked.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 07:33:19 ago (+1/-0)

Shocking.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 09:23:59 ago (+2/-0)

women are pretty short. all of em. this explains a lot

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 09:14:12 ago (+1/-0)

I'm beginning to think you have something against short people šŸ˜”

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:56:03 ago (+2/-0)

I'll make an exception for you bb šŸ’–

Hah jk, into the trash you go

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 05:41:17 ago (+1/-0)

Think about who make up the tallest races. Then it makes a lot more sense.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 15:54:22 ago (+1/-0)

Please explain tall af niggers.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 21:23:40 ago (+0/-0)

Mutants.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 11:06:45 ago (+0/-0)

Lemme guess, they brought up Charles Manson.
Faggots.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 05:39:12 ago (+0/-0)

I always knew Dana Perino was a monster

[ - ] MartinTimothy -1 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 04:32:47 ago (+0/-1)*

At 1.57 m Angus Young is a tad under 5 feet 2 inches, Napoleon was that height, while Paul Simon is 5' 3" .. not so sure about Boney, the other two seem ok just the same .. just how many show business ppl are shorties is not known however it seems to be a lot, I sometimes wonder if Elvis himself was below average height, there is a video shows him backstage whereas measured against the stage door and the security man in situ he did appear pretty short.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 07:25:30 ago (+4/-0)

Napoleon was 5'6", average for that time in France

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 07:44:07 ago (+1/-0)

Slightly taller than that, but yeah. Why canā€™t these mouth breathing kikes verify something before spreading misinformation to make themselves feel better about their untermensch genetics.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 08:00:58 ago (+1/-0)

His enemies spread the 'little man' rumor to undermine him. It also didn't help that he only rode the tallest White horses he could find, making him look even smaller in comparison to the troops.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 09:37:55 ago (+2/-0)

Also, he surrounded himself with the Old Guard which had a minimum height requirement. That didnā€™t help much either.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 07:42:12 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger, Napoleon was like 5ā€™7 or 5ā€™8, which was slightly taller than average. Kys faggot. Itā€™ll blow your mind, but just like thereā€™s a difference between standard and metric, there were different measuring systems between European countries. He was 5ā€™2 by the French foot.

[ - ] MartinTimothy 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 08:10:52 ago (+0/-0)*

Nicknamed by his soldiers ā€œle petit corporalā€ or ā€œle petit tonduā€, Napoleon measured five feet two inches tall, equivalent to 1,686 metres. BulletPoint.

Le Masque Mortuaire de l'Empereur Napoleon.

Napoleon Bonaparte died on the British held island of Saint Helena May 5, 1821, Doctor Francesco Antommarchi who carried out the autopsy detailed his height as 5 feet 2 inches "from the top of his head to his heels," while undertaker Briton Andrew Darling said he was 5 feet 7 inches. Detractors say the doctor carried out his calculations using the French system, whereby the French foot was a little larger than the English foot used by Andrew Darling, despite the French had been using the metric system since 1795 anyway.

Darling was allowed by Montholon to view the body .. he was deeply impressed by the beauty and serenity of Napoleon's features in death, and was much astonished to see him so much wasted in the body but at the same time look so well, so young and with such a pleasing countenance. Montholon gave him the order for the coffins in writing, and to be more particular to his exact size assisted him in the measurement of the body, he was 5 feet 7 inches in length, barely 18 inches across the shoulders and 10 inches deep." The Diary of Andrew Darling.

YouTube - Arsenic the First Cure For Syphilis.

Subsequent researchers say Napoleon's body had an ultra high arsenic reading, whereas that substance was used to treat syphilis then in epidemic proportions throughout Europe .. thus we say as the disease progressed so did Bonaparte increase the dosage, which exacerbated his stomach condition and hastened his death. It could be that the "Montholon" named in the tract above, who sounds like a bully and who seems to have taken over the funerary arrangements, had with an eye to posterity falsified the measurements and importuned Darling to keep quiet about it. Edit.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 09:41:58 ago (+1/-0)

His nickname was a term of endearment from his soldiers, not a reflection of his stature. https://www.britannica.com/story/was-napoleon-short

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 12:11:30 ago (+0/-0)

My dad met Elvis. Spent a few hours with him. He was right at 6 feet tall.

[ - ] MartinTimothy 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 14:51:23 ago (+0/-0)*

Well I am not so sure he was .. Elvis' long time guitarist James Burton, seen in a video with Queen's former guitarist Brian May and the Rolling Stones' Ronnie Wood appears tiny, however when he and Elvis are seen together they look to be about the same height .. that is another reason I believe Elvis was a shortie.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens -2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2024 07:25:05 ago (+0/-2)

Little Seymour was only 5ā€™2ā€ and he didnā€™t put up with anyone loud talking him:

https://youtu.be/geTgY_UHe-Y?si=LuN36F3-1_5d_aOY