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Triggered! Some after-boomers here not only can't read an analog clock, they can't read a calendar either. An 82 year old will never be a boomer, no matter how old they get. The dad would have to get years younger in order to qualify... Imagine needing this explained..

submitted by Sector2 to Boomers 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 14:20:26 ago (+5/-2)     (Boomers)

"My dad... The 82 year old"

"That entire generation... They're already becoming the biggest population of homeless people" (no, that's boomers)

"This post is about boomers." (the dad is 82)

"82 is Boomer." (1946 was 77 years, 0 months and 6 days ago, which is 28,130 days.)

"You were expecting too much from boomers." (is 82 between 59 and 77?)

How old is a Boomer in 2023?
between 59 and 77 years old
As of 2023, Baby Boomers are between 59 and 77 years old. Baby Boomers are the generational cohort born after World War II, specifically between 1946 to 1964. This name is derived from an unprecedented post-war spike in birth rates.

Your primary responsibility is to not be retarded. What do you hope to gain by abdicating?


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 16:09:06 ago (+4/-0)

Boomer is a mentality, not an age. Imagine needing THAT explained.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 17:29:57 ago (+1/-0)

We wuz peak humanity. (it's a joke, but it's also literally true:)

[ - ] AryanPrime 3 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 14:53:02 ago (+4/-1)

lmfao

boomer and his faggot boomer beliefs got upset because everyone is laughing at him

Boomers literally go along with the genocide of Whites, every boomer should have all wealth stripped and forced to give it to a young White family of non race mixers to enrich them


Boomers literally robbed their childrens future by fucking the country over production/financially wise then act like they had nothing to do with it


Boomers behave like kikes because of all the kike programming they've had

But hey...they totally know what's right and if you try to correct them they will literally try to assault you for "being disrepectful" but will allow niggers to rape their women

Boomers are weak

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 15:03:57 ago (+1/-0)*

You kike filth will never be White.

boomer and his faggot boomer beliefs got upset because everyone is laughing at him

I'm 'upset' by excessive degrees of retardation in people on upgoat. Laughing fools are funny sometimes, but usually just annoying.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 14:58:16 ago (+0/-1)

Literally all of this.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 14:42:19 ago (+4/-1)

82 is the "Silent" Generation...

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 14:52:56 ago (+3/-1)

That is correct.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 17:10:17 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck you're autistic.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 17:21:04 ago (+0/-0)

I can channel 'regulated autism' on occasion.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 16:17:30 ago (+2/-0)

Jeez. On the internet, 'boomer' denotes an older White man that has archaic notions such as believing authority figures, writing letters to his Congressman, and voting.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 17:20:00 ago (+0/-0)

In real life, all the boomers I knew were fairly heavily on the free side and flouted 'authority'. I'd have to do my "true stories from back in the day" on an anon sub.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 21:38:17 ago (+0/-0)

That's just a normie. The boomer mindset must include disdain for one's ancestors and descendants, a near-pathological narcissism, and seeing the world through the lens of being born into a period of unprecedented economic growth and opportunity.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2024 07:31:18 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't want to spend hours on this, boomer.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 21:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

There's the Baby Boomer Generation, and then there's the Boomer Mindset. What people most identify as typical boomer behaviour is really just typical normie behaviour, but people are lazy thinkers and get tired when they have to make too many distinctions.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 17:02:43 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 17:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

When I get a video of him pulling off a fancy maneuver in his F-35, I'll briefly consider posting it here but then not.

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 16:34:35 ago (+1/-0)

What are you talking about? My clock shows 14 O’Clock that’s clearly tomorrow.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 15:56:24 ago (+2/-1)

"1946 to 1964"

Funny how the last year number always increases every year,,,,How can being born in 1964 be considered a "boomer".... thats almost 20 years post ww2... thats an entirely new generation, and past any boomer status

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 16:06:19 ago (+0/-0)

The 'boom' lasted well into the 60s. 1964 as a stopping point is kind of arbitrary, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

https://www.jchs.harvard.edu/blog/defining-the-generations

Scroll down to the births by year chart.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 16:30:47 ago (+2/-1)

Funy how they have been "drawing the line" for almost a decade now... it was never 1964 until recently.. it seems millennials keep bumping it up to continue to lay blame on the olders for their failures.. Harvard is a leftist/millennial indoctrination shithole....and like i already said, 18 years is a completely new generation

[ - ] we_kill_creativity 1 point 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 16:34:36 ago (+1/-0)

it seems millennials keep bumping it up to continue to lay blame on the olders for their failures

Are Millennials responsible for the 2008 financial crises that led to the, now 14 year long, depression that followed? Of course not, and that would be the most defining struggle of their lives so far, and it was created/allowed to happen by "the olders", and to this day nothing has been done to address that, or admit it, even.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 16:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, ignore the 'harvard' part. That was just for the readable chart.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 14:31:27 ago (+1/-1)

lol, keep pretending your father isn't a boomer.

It's funny as fuck.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 7, 2024 15:03:07 ago (+0/-0)

Okay, I'll 'keep pretending'. Do you measure time by 'moons' up there?