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Drawing Up My Will

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 05:35:01 ago (+18/-1)     (whatever)

For most people with large families, this process may involve a lot of thought. Since I have no wife, child, brothers or sisters, the money will go to my mother. However, she will likely predecease me and then things get a little funky.

I have 5 cousins. One I have not seen since age 10 or so and two more who I have not seen in probably 35 years.

The other two are from my favorite Uncle, but unfortunately are not like me at all. The male is only 3.5 years younger than me. He has above-average intelligence and has helped me in life. I will definitely leave him something substantial, however, I cannot in good conscience leave it all to him. He is a degenerate weedhead and boozehound who, at his advanced age, lives with 4 roommates. He also has no children and that money would likely be consumed in a “nigger just hit the number” manner. His sister is about 8 years younger than me and remarried and has mongo half-Rican hybrid kids whose disabilities can probably be attributed to the drug use of her and the father at that time in her life. She is also a tatted, loudmouthed Liberal. I can’t support those mongos after my death.

I want to give my favorite cousin maybe 40% of my estate and then donate the rest to charity. My first impulse is to donate to a right-wing organization, but which one? The mainstream ones are all neo-con Jew brainwashing hubs and the ones that are further right just seem to be ragtag groups of skinheads and dudes who stay at home and write blogs to 20K people. I can’t say that would necessarily be money well spent, either.

My mother suggested “Schneider’s Children’s Hospital.” Sounds good on the surface, but the Schneider’s are/were Jews and I think it is based on Long Island and so aside from helping White kids, a fair share of Heeblets and Niglets would be helped, too. Additionally, funds would go to Israeal or local Jews for sure. So, instead, I will probably donate to children’s causes in West Virginia where there are a good deal of White, impoverished people. Still, I would like some ideas for a couple of right-wing organizations to donate to that isn’t run out of a P.O. Box or a trailer park.

Also: I’m not dying or anything. LOL


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[ - ] dulcima 7 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 06:47:21 ago (+7/-0)

I learned from voat that the poorest white people in America live in West Virginia. Good on you - that's a very nice thing to do.

[ - ] Autismo 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 07:41:05 ago (+2/-0)

They’re also the trashiest white people and always will be. Highest rates of opioid addiction in country. They’re literally the niggers of the white race. Fat, tatted up, subpeasant-tier inbreds. Don’t glamorize poverty.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 9, 2024 00:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe so, but how much of it has been the result of antiwhite policies? Yes, I know whites can be trashy and losers, but it is not fashionable and even frowned upon to give white people help.

Look at any social media and you'll see conservatives brag about what they do to help niggers and migrants, while completely ignoring the local whites who could use some help. Their virtue signalling is as bad as the libshits.

[ - ] albatrosv15 6 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 07:04:57 ago (+6/-0)

I would be inclined to give money to specific people. Find good people.
If you donate to some group, then there is always some shitskin janitor blowing it on weed or trinkets.
Don't be fast with your decision, be fastidious.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 09:59:46 ago (+4/-0)

whats that White only city called in South Africa? Orania? im sure theyd be happy to be able to buy some more bullets. yes, orania it is.

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 09:19:18 ago (+4/-0)

Just donate it to goyim.tv or stormfront

[ - ] Thatguy 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 13:21:05 ago (+3/-0)

I stopped donating to charities when I learned how much of my donation actually reached the target. Cheezits! Burning my dollars would help people more. My new policy is if I see you struggling and need help, I’ll help. But I’m never giving money to some organization again.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 11:27:01 ago (+3/-0)

I want all your shoes so I can toss them on the pile in Poland!

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 12:54:12 ago (+2/-0)

Fukn A

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 05:36:26 ago (+3/-0)

Give it all to Paul Neri, problem solved!

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 11:45:05 ago (+2/-0)

Pay off your debts, build up your savings, and relocate yourself to where you can get some land where there are people like-minded as yourself. If you haven't had a vasectomy find yourself a woman who wants to be your wife and mother to your children, and leave your estate to them. Don't waste your time whining about divorce rape like some feckless wimp. The fight for the future is won by those who show up and as far as I can tell, you've yet to put your hat in the race. So either get to it or get off the pot.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 08:01:45 ago (+2/-0)

Back in the 1970's disney made a movie about a man trying to figure out which of his children to leave his wealth to. You could probably get some good ideas from watching this movie.
It was called "Hot Lead and Cold Feet".
I know that's a weird name, but it is a western movie so the name fits.
You watch this movie and it just might help you figure out what to do with your money.

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 06:44:26 ago (+2/-0)

"Also: I’m not dying or anything. LOL" My friend we're all dying. Maybe buy some gold and silver and give it to whichever White relative regardless of your relationship with them. I'm kind of an asshole so the fact that someone doesn't hang out with me is not necessarily a bad thing. Good luck.

[ - ] LalixPrincex 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 12:17:38 ago (+1/-0)

start helping people out now maybe? Rather than wait?

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 10:17:14 ago (+1/-0)

Can I get your submariner?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 10:32:43 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t have a Sub, I have a Yachtmaster.

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 10:37:43 ago (+0/-0)

Noice!

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 14:13:24 ago (+0/-0)

Cool. I'll take that! Thanks! Write me in.

[ - ] DoughGoy 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 09:02:24 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe a children's hospital in Maine? I hear Maine is still like 98% White.
Or a White group in South Africa maybe? Or some of the random pro white groups I hear about on different podcasts like the ones in England or Sweden or the NJP or GDL? I would do a lot of research on those groups though because I know nothing about the actual people involved.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 11:28:49 ago (+0/-1)

Baltimore is in Maine, you know.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 13:46:19 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, and here I thought it was in Maryland.

I've been to the greyhound bus station in Baltimore a few times. It's definitely a shit hole.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 14:52:54 ago (+0/-1)

Shit, you’re right, I’m wrong. It’s been a long week.

[ - ] Dirtydyno 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 08:39:16 ago (+1/-0)

Consider helping preserve some historical site that really pisses the commies, jews, and mud people off. For example there are many legit organizations that preserve confederate historical sites.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 19:48:33 ago (+0/-0)

Step 1. Find a Jewish Lawyer.
Step 2. Tell him "to open this and read it at my funeral"
Step 3. "this" is an envelope full of holocaust jokes.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 14:23:25 ago (+0/-0)

Leave it to us. Convert to bitcoin and pay an executor to distribute to our accounts.
Or, if you don't care about us then give it to John Birch Society.

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 13:09:44 ago (+0/-0)*

Im basically in the same boat as you, i have siblings though but they are all older and will more than likely kill over before me...i have nieces and nephews though...., im considering leaving my estate when i croak to the Humane society for animals, i have to look into that though to make sure they are not jewish in any way

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 12:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

What are you wanting to accomplish with your assets after your death? Why after death?

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 12:23:19 ago (+0/-0)

I'll take some money.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 13:29:27 ago (+0/-0)

nigger.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 11:14:21 ago (+0/-0)

Since your mum is alive I'm guessing your under 55. Maybe look into renting a womb and getting a kid? If you have an estate to give away you can probably do it. Or find a passable, lazy woman and offer 5-10k for a baby. Adoption never works out, sadly.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 07:02:32 ago (+0/-0)

Why no kids? You seem like a decent dude…, are you hellaciously ugly or really smelly or halitosis perhaps?

Anyway your frustration is well heard.., fucked if I know what to do with your remnants of life well earned..

Burn it…, convert your worth to cash then convert the cash to ash…., have someone put you and your ash-cash placed carefully in an earn.

…I thought about leaving a will…., I have three kids.., they can fight over the crumbs after my demise…LOL

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 07:49:12 ago (+4/-0)

I am inflexible and women generally hate me. It never works out.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 7, 2024 16:34:33 ago (+1/-0)

Have you tried yoga ??