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Consuela needs to move her fat dirty brown Mexican ass a little faster next time.

{WARNING - GORE literally and figuratively}

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Yeah.
I had an uncle that went to Spain. He watched the bullfights then went to a restaurant right next door. He said that at the table next to his the waiters brought a huge covered platter. When they lifted the top off there were two huge hunks of meat. He said it smelled amazing! So he asked his waiter for the same dish. The waiter told him that the dish was from the bullfights and that there was a waiting list for it.
Yes. It was the balls from the bulls.
He signed up on the list, but was told that it would be 10 months before his time.
10 months later he didn't really have time for a long vacation so he just took a few days off just for this one meal. He flew in and went right to the restaurant without watching the fights. When they brought him the platter he was so disappointed after they lifted the top off. There were these 2 very small little balls of meat, and it didn't smell Near as good as he remembered!
So he jumped all over the waiter!
When he was finished complaining the waiter said to him, "Eh! Sometimes, el Toro wins!"

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