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We wuz palentologists and sheeit
submitted by dulcima to ClownWorld 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 07:53:28 ago (+29/-0) (theconversation.com)
https://theconversation.com/africans-discovered-dinosaur-fossils-long-before-the-term-palaeontology-existed-218833

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[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 08:06:03 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, they used those bones in their voodoo.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 7, 2024 08:29:40 ago (+1/-0)

Before anyone used them for anything else! Knee-grow is Latin for "discovered everything before the European".

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 08:07:42 ago (+3/-0)

The World needs an enema!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 08:08:39 ago (+3/-0)

Did they find bones or fossils?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 19:37:40 ago (+1/-1)

Bossilz nigga!

[ - ] ProudRebel 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 08:26:37 ago (+7/-0)

Looks like a giraffe, rhino and some other african critters stuck together. Niggers are amusing sometimes. LOL

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 09:09:27 ago (+5/-0)

More bullshit! Man I'm almost full.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 09:25:34 ago (+2/-1)

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[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 19:39:38 ago (+2/-0)

Because it wasn't built in a day?

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 23:31:40 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 10 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 09:47:48 ago (+10/-0)

Finds something; makes no attempt to investigate it or catalogue it in meaningful way: “WE WUZ DA KANGZ OF ARKEEOLOGY INDIANA JONES WAS BLACK!”

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 19:36:21 ago (+1/-0)

Eeen hoooowytee gone teyll urrbuddy weez dun discovud awluvit!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 11:12:02 ago (+2/-0)

jews have made their pet niggers unbearable. The absurdity is at high levels.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 11:31:04 ago (+1/-0)

Those super intelligent scientists did the most intelligent thing that they could do with those bones.
They shoved them through their nose!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 11:37:45 ago (+5/-0)

The word paleontology is actually a nigger word from tribal Africa.
"Pay-lee-ono-tolo-gee" means "This bone is too big to stick through my nose".

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 19:36:59 ago (+3/-0)

Bit of a stretch

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 7, 2024 00:39:16 ago (+2/-0)

Even a nigger's nose has a limit to how far it can be stretched.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 7, 2024 08:23:52 ago (+1/-0)

You're pretty funny! You should hang out here more often.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 12:58:15 ago (+2/-0)

BULLSHIT LIKE THIS MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE UP THE LAST BOWL OF ONIONS AND MILK...THE NIGGERS STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT A DANGUSAUR IS

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 14:25:07 ago (+3/-0)

Nigga, why you eating onion milk. Das our cultcha

[ - ] recon_johnny 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 13:41:21 ago (+3/-0)

That fucking clown article.

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 13:42:41 ago (+1/-0)

Ah yes, they catalogued and presented their finds in the museum of Unga Bunga.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 19:39:01 ago (+2/-0)

Oook eeeek click pop nigga!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 14:23:17 ago (+2/-0)

For instance, unlike the people in Europe, the Americas and Asia, indigenous African palaeontologists seem to have seldom used fossils for traditional medicine.

Lol. They really shot themselves in the foot at the end. Comments getting mogged. These academics are like elementary teachers hanging childs drawings up,. They know but they can't admit it

[ - ] letsgetit 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 15:28:24 ago (+4/-0)*

Thought this was TheOnion for a sec. Next up, Africans discovered gravity before Newton.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 7, 2024 08:26:25 ago (+1/-0)

They didn't? I dunno man, those knee-grows wuz pretty inteligmint!

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 16:10:15 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeeiiiitt

[ - ] zongongo 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 16:11:41 ago (+1/-0)

" Humankind originated in apefrica"
Garbage Science.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 17:20:21 ago (+1/-0)

No no no.
Even if a nigger knew there were 'bones' somewhere - they did absolutely nothing with them, did not excavate or examine them , nor wrote scientific literature concerning said discovery.
Fck this world.

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 7, 2024 08:37:56 ago (+1/-0)

They walked over diamonds laying in the dirt and diamonds have the "shiny" that niggers love so much! They weren't picking up bones. They probably sat on them!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 19:01:29 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers were digging to get to the moist dirt. It tastes the best. Found some bones. Fire up the marching band.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 19:35:30 ago (+0/-0)

Ayd dun been uhh uhhh taykin lawwwng sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiitzawn deez boenz fo uhhhh qwick minnit gnome seyin?! Howzuh nigga bee knowin dey worf moe deen mah skahoolin joedinz?

::chirp::

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 8, 2024 10:11:04 ago (+0/-0)

nah mang doze be chiggumz bonez