I was out in the forest (Stromlo Mountain ACT) and I noticed this MTB rider walking a bike down the side of a road at the edge of the forest where a rider wouldn't normally go (dangerous) and I thought "that's odd" but then the rider saw me and yelled and shouted and it was a rather attractive woman and I thought: "at last!Love on the bike trail". But what happened was that dad and the boys shot off and she got left behind and got lost. It was very funny and such a typical thing for an over-excited dad to do with a few boys champing at the bit. Anyway she borrowed my 'phone and rang hubby and left him a rather terse message. So I left the poor girl in the middle of nowhere. I'm wondering how long it was before the men realised mum wasn't with them?
"Where's mum? "She was behind you" "How long ago was that?" "About an hour!" "Oh Christ!".
That poor woman. Needing help from an absolute faggot. I hope her husband gave her “the talk”
“Listen up, Tard. neri is a faggot. He fucks niggers and takes them in his mouth. You touched the phone that his face and hands have touched. Get the fuck out of my house. You have disgraced our family.”
"poor woman". Yeah I've been thinking about it and maybe I should have stayed with her until deadshit arrived but I didn't think about it and I had three hours of riding ahead of me to get home. Like, why wasn't she carrying a 'phone in case she got separated?
Ok but those co-ords are for the top of the mountain where the trees are sparse but when I say "lost" I use some literary licence. She could easily find her way back to civilisation but what she wanted to find was the car park and she couldn't.
No but if she did she wouldn't care because she doesn't care what I think - much like the dudes on this site. But...who doesn't have fantasies albeit mine tend to be a little over-the-top given that when I come across solitary dames out in the wilds be they bike-riders or joggers the last thing they do is emit friendly vibes and who could blame them.
yesiknow. It was just funny and, seriously, I had to stop myself from making a wisecrack because she was quite rattled - hot 'n' bothered and pissed off!
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“Listen up, Tard. neri is a faggot. He fucks niggers and takes them in his mouth. You touched the phone that his face and hands have touched. Get the fuck out of my house. You have disgraced our family.”
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More map censorship, and a couple hundred feet north too. Odd, because you can see the whole area down in street view.
Also, there aren't enough trees or forest to get lost there.
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