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"Rodney"

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to SmedleysPorch 3 monthsJan 4, 2024 21:26:37 ago (+2/-0)     (SmedleysPorch)

Guards couldn't find in his nasal cavity
A whole gram of meth
Still a hardworking honest man
Looks way older than 51
Joey P compares him to
The old man with a shovel
In Home Alone
Doesn't know how he caught
A stray bullet - 22 ain't nothing to pull
When his own brother shot him once
A barn mouse will wait on his foot
For crumbs of crank
Falling asleep recovering
From a motorcycle accident
Pomeranian licked infection to the bone
PTSD from wife's suicide
Cleaned up the blood
Before the kids could smell iron
Good to see him falling in love again
Even with Jess
Who looks like Rachel Druze from SNL
As strange as it is


2 comments block

Rodney was born the son of a gun, birthed by bitch, destined for ditch

Dad was black skinned, everyone referred to him as nigger

Mother dropped him on his head a dozen or more times…., figures

Snigger is a funny word that describes giggles

Never relax