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Pffft! I'm no longer allowed to let my cat out anymore. She's decimated the squirrel population and has been eyeing the neighbors greyhound with a hungry vindictive look.

That thing is cute with it's short little legs and puffy face!

Oh shit....we're all dead.

Also happens to be the most adorable hunter.

I have a tuxedo cat that has taken three full size rabbits this year. One kill, he ate the top third in one go and him and the other cat ate the rest the next day. The last one he drug across the neighbors lawn past their preschool children. It was like watching a person run with a roll of carpet, as they trip on it and stumble. That one is sitting in the freezer.

The same cat ran down the hallway with a 2lb bag of flour when he was a kitten. The story was that him and his litter mates were found in a cookie factory so he likes wierd stuff. The SPCA waived adoption fees because he was deemed "unsocializable". He has assaulted two different dogs.

Even small cats would kill everyone in the house if they were big enough

Imagine that! Something "black" in Africa is the world's deadliest. Don't import them to my country.

They look cute.