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Don't bring your California bullshit here@!

submitted by bossman131 to random 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 19:51:03 ago (+41/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 19:56:48 ago (+6/-0)

Be nice, those retards don't understand how big of a bubble they live in.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

It's coffee of color, not black.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 22:27:02 ago (+1/-0)

FUCK OFF ALL CALI IDIOTS! build the fucking wall so they can't leave the fucking mess they created.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2024 05:26:51 ago (+0/-0)

give me a black coffee you dumb nigger

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2024 03:42:32 ago (+0/-0)

black & bitter.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 22:03:04 ago (+1/-1)*

Local burger joint.

Staring at menu.

Dont see exactly what I want.

Gen X cashier "can I help you?"

I ask if I can order "a hamburger with 2 patties, and no cheese"

Guy says "what?"

I repeat "hamburger.
with 2 patties."

He says "oh, do you mean the double double?"

"But no cheese"

inputs no cheese. "Got it."

"Is that how you want me to order it next time?"

"Yes. Its double double with no cheese."

"...Cause where Im from, the computer charges me for the cheese if you order it and take it off."

"yeah the double double is $12.00"

no matter what?

"Yeah."

"You know. What kind of cheese do you have?"

"Swiss, cheddar, and american"

"Can I do swiss on the side, then?"

"Swiss is $1 extra. that ok?"

"No"

true story

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 22:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

GenX cashier? Are you sure? I’m 53 and genX. Are you sure you don’t mean millennial or someone younger even?

[ - ] observation1 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:34:13 ago (+1/-0)

gen z. im phone fagging it

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2024 00:55:29 ago (+0/-0)

Figured so.👍

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 22:36:52 ago (+0/-0)*

You had the option of not getting cheese on it. But, your Karen ass, wanted to be special! It's YOUR problem that you don't want cheese on it! But your TINY HAT self, wants to make some kind of point! "Put it on the side!"

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:35:24 ago (+0/-0)*

do you even know how old boomers are? Theyre all in gariatric care. Nobody that old uses voat.

When youre old enough to go to a bar, I want you to order an orange juice by asking for a top shelf virgin screwdiver, then slide them your drivers license.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:45:43 ago (+0/-0)

Do YOU know that the ONLY thing you could be, IS a boomer, IF you referred to the cashier as "GenX"...

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:47:58 ago (+0/-0)

Or if you intended to key gen z but the x key was next to the z.

How old are you?

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:49:50 ago (+0/-0)

Probably older than you...

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

by your angsty, rage-induced, easily-triggered, behavior. Id say youve been on a phone or tablet since the day you were born.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:54:40 ago (+1/-0)*

I'd say you were wrong, HINT: I'm older than Icemonkey...

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 23:57:11 ago (+0/-0)

Early onset dementia. Try a spoonfull of coconut oil every day.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2024 00:00:41 ago (+0/-0)

Limp dick. Try not masturbating so much to gay porn.

+1 on the coconut oil! It's actually part of my daily regimen..

[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 21:39:46 ago (+0/-0)

Let me ask you something. When you come in to the coffee shop, and ask for a black coffee, does anyone ever say to you "the preferred term is 'uncreamed'"?

...No. No, man. Shit, no, man! I believe you can get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 22:15:26 ago (+0/-0)

I also, never said coffee black, like I prefer my woman. I just ordered a cup and never dressed it up with faggy cream or sugar.

[ - ] Irelandlost 0 points 4 monthsJan 3, 2024 04:52:49 ago (+0/-0)

Office space is a great movie!