This one time, I flew into China, Beijing to be exact. I had come back from inspecting my airplane on the thru flight walk around. The soldier guarding the boarding ramp (Chinese soldiers were fucking everywhere.) looked sideways and asked me are you American? Poor guy just committed a high c - Upgoat

This one time, I flew into China, Beijing to be exact. I had come back from inspecting my airplane on the thru flight walk around. The soldier guarding the boarding ramp (Chinese soldiers were fucking everywhere.) looked sideways and asked me are you American? Poor guy just committed a high c
submitted by Thatguy to whatever 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:07:20 ago (+2/-0) (whatever)

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[ - ] beece 1 point 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 23:00:09 ago (+1/-0)

I've been to Bejing and no guard would be in trouble for asking if you were an American. What are you trying to say?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 5 monthsJan 2, 2024 02:29:15 ago (+2/-0)

Op is trying to big note himself as a pilot is what he's trying to say

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:14:40 ago (+1/-0)

if he could sing a high c did that mean he was a soprano?

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 1 point 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:18:06 ago (+1/-0)

I felt bad for the little guy, I told him I was from California. He looked around and looked like he was going to die on the spot. He definitely committed the high c for some idiot from California. I said nothing and walked back onto my airplane.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:21:08 ago (+1/-0)

Did he executed?

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:23:07 ago (+0/-0)

As his supervisor I would have shot him on the spot. But as his sworn enemy, I blessed him with kudos. Fuck commies!

[ + ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 5 monthsJan 3, 2024 05:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

As a freedom loving, commie hating, badass man of the sky, you should have shot him anyway.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:26:42 ago (+0/-0)

but who is gulag?

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:28:22 ago (+1/-0)

gulag is pretty uncool guy who does afraid.

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:40:39 ago (+0/-0)

I got the gulag experience. Survival training was absolutely not fun. I got spanked. But not penetrated. They wanted to shock me, and they did. I would rather die than be taken prisoner. The local pd hate people like me. I can escape, pick locks kick down doors. I will not hesitate. Only big boobies can tame me.

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 1 point 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:48:09 ago (+1/-0)

Fun story, my boys hate this when I tell it again. I had all four wisdom teeth removed at the same time. I was also recovering from a very painful divorce. Any whoo the dentist was bringing me back from the anesthesia. I refused to answer any questions. I demanded to speak to a representative of the us government. He asked me what day it was and I refused to answer, holy shit. That pow training really works!

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:59:55 ago (+1/-0)

My grandfather was an actual POW for 3 1/2 years.

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:20:29 ago (+0/-0)

I look back on that moment and realize he was a braver man than I was.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:19:59 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ + ] Thatguy

[ - ] Thatguy [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 19:22:03 ago (+0/-0)

You had to be there.

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