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Chinese take out. Is that REALLY chicken?

submitted by Panic to Goyslop 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 11:56:53 ago (+9/-0)     (Goyslop)

I've had chicken all my life and made every which way. Why is chicken in chines restaurants so weird? Doesn't look like chicken. Doesn't smell or taste like chicken. Doesn't feel like chicken in the mouth when chewing. Hmm.

Is it dog meat? Cat meat? Rat meat? Hell, it dould be Wuhan bat meat forall I know. But it ain't chicken.

Any guesses?


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[ - ] Fascinus 13 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 12:55:19 ago (+13/-0)

[ - ] ChuckysBack 10 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 11:59:50 ago (+10/-0)

[ - ] Panic [op] 3 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 12:11:14 ago (+3/-0)

God, this is funny!

[ - ] ChuckysBack 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 12:12:38 ago (+2/-0)

😉😂

[ - ] H8Texpress 7 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 13:17:43 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] Osmanthus 5 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 17:30:09 ago (+5/-0)

Here is your answer: they tenderize the meat with baking soda. Then they coat it starch.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 22:27:22 ago (+2/-0)

And they are the cheapest cuts of old meat freezer burned

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 5 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 13:49:56 ago (+5/-0)

Chicken from China is a Chinese Chicken

Have a drumstick, and your brain starts tickin

[ - ] Scyber 5 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 12:26:03 ago (+5/-0)

You'll never find a stray dog in Chinatown.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 12:31:02 ago (+4/-0)

Have you ever seen "Gummo"?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 12:46:33 ago (+5/-0)

Fuck you for bringing that up.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 12:48:12 ago (+3/-0)

Some fucked up shit.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 14:04:59 ago (+3/-0)

A movie made by a jew about how degenerate poor white people are

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 15:46:46 ago (+3/-0)

https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/23/vietnam-restaurant-drowned-300-cats-a-month-meat-closes-19978331/

That one is Vietnamese, but what’s the difference? The bug people all eat dog, horse, cat, rat, bugs, etc…

[ - ] ElementalPee 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 16:41:25 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 17:13:09 ago (+2/-0)

That's pretty disconcerting

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 16:06:34 ago (+2/-0)*

[ - ] Panic [op] 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 22:48:22 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks gang. Your inputs are killing me.Happy New Year to all and to all a No-Chinese 2024.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 15:48:45 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] dassar 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 17:09:19 ago (+2/-0)

Meh, Looks like a butterflied chicken.

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 08:25:02 ago (+1/-0)

Spatchcock chicken. I have no idea how that name came to be.

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-spatchcock-a-chicken-23123597

[ - ] dassar 1 point 4 monthsJan 2, 2024 17:04:52 ago (+1/-0)

Ahh , yes now i think of it i have heard that name before. Any roast chicken is fine by me.
Just looked it up -https://www.etymonline.com/word/spatchcock#:~:text=Said%20in%20Grose%20to%20be%20in%20reference%20to,the%20verb%20dispatch%2C%20with%20the%20addition%20of%20cock.

TLDR: Spatchcock is literally 'killed fowl', lol.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 15:35:15 ago (+2/-0)

stop buying meals.

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 12:36:26 ago (+2/-3)

Never eat non White food. As simple as it gets. Fuck them.

[ - ] H8Texpress 4 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 13:14:04 ago (+4/-0)

What do you curry niggers eat in street shitter land.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 4 monthsJan 1, 2024 14:07:29 ago (+2/-0)