This Is What Pops Up On My Phone When My Boss Calls... - Upgoat

This Is What Pops Up On My Phone When My Boss Calls...
submitted by Scyber to funny 5 monthsDec 31, 2023 15:21:07 ago (+37/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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Not today you fucking prick.

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2023 15:43:44 ago (+4/-1)

Did he tell you to come work the drive through instead of the fry cook line lol

[ - ] Scyber [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2023 16:19:35 ago (+2/-0)

No. He wanted me to milk your mom.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2023 17:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

Oh so you work at cold stone. You want to make my mom's milk into ice cream? Lol that's very interesting.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsJan 1, 2024 02:15:28 ago (+0/-0)

Either that or pound it into face cream ...

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 5 monthsDec 31, 2023 16:17:14 ago (+1/-0)

If your boss isn't you, you have a subservience problem.

[ - ] PenisEnvy 1 point 5 monthsDec 31, 2023 16:11:38 ago (+1/-0)

He must be a nigger or a state nigger working in the gooberment.

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2023 18:38:53 ago (+0/-0)

I got four fingers and a thumb. Three of those fingers are folded along with the my thumb. Guess which finger is upright and not folded. No guess!

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 5 monthsDec 31, 2023 16:57:50 ago (+0/-0)

Oy vey!!!