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[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 20:05:29 ago (+5/-0)

We have become the most laughable cuntry on Earth

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 20:18:19 ago (+2/-0)

how the chinks and russkys must laugh! and the muzz know they must kill us

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 31, 2023 11:32:14 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know if it's really good for them if we go down. The tripod is the most unstable of structures.

[ - ] Fascinus 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 19:19:33 ago (+5/-0)

It's ma'am!

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 20:22:42 ago (+4/-0)

The U.C.M.J.requires insignia be removed before the firing squad is assembled.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1.5 yearsJan 2, 2024 05:43:40 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly, I fail to see how sending them off to fight and die for Israel is a bad thing for Americans?

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 19:36:36 ago (+3/-1)

I flew with a pilot that was on double secret probation. i.e. not allowed to fly with anyone less than an instructor pilot. Well due to contingency and the war elsewhere I found myself flying with this pilot. Me a junior nco and a brand new 2nd LT copilot. We both trusted our AC. She was a major obviously knew what she was doing. Until she tried to kill us. She tried to kill us, I’m not kidding, we were on approach to field in a country that can’t be named. Our approach speed suddenly dropped, significantly, I called it out. This was before we knew just how dangerous wind shears were. She pulled the throttles back. Trying to maintain ground speed but I was watching airspeed. We dropped well below our minimum airspeed. Me and the copilot reacted at the same time, we slammed the throttles full forward. But we stalled anyway. Stalling in a swept wing jet or raft is really really bad! We fell, all screaming like bugs bunny in a cartoon. Thank you Jesus, our jet forgave us, slamming the throttles to the firewall saved our asses. We landed. Had a crew meeting, she was never allowed to fly again. Jesus Christ. Seeing that jungle rushing up in my face knowing that was the last thing I would ever see. Jesus Christ.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 20:16:59 ago (+4/-0)

on the bright side the general acquired a very accommodating assistant. (blowjob)

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 20:08:25 ago (+3/-0)

I do believe that's where the phrase "Balls to the Wall" originated... Circa WWII I (think.)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 19:56:58 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 19:15:59 ago (+2/-0)

Riding Bezos’s dildo rocket until the climax!

[ - ] enormousatom 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 31, 2023 10:20:02 ago (+0/-0)

I'm all for shooting retards into space, preferably aimed at the sun.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 31, 2023 01:29:04 ago (+1/-1)

Hence why there are no good cops and no good parts of the military.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 30, 2023 19:25:41 ago (+1/-1)

People who don't see a cult in that deserve a nuclear wipe out. Sadly everyone supporting that is suicidal anyway. Like abused idiots who say, he's going to kill me but I won't leave him.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself -4 points 1.5 yearsDec 31, 2023 01:00:11 ago (+0/-4)

but the rest of the zogbots are gud!

ok boomer