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Remmeber when everyone and their mom would drive these cars

submitted by anon to askanon 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 14:43:44 ago (+16/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] germ22 5 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:34:35 ago (+5/-0)

I still drive one.
Very comfortable ride. Decent fuel mileage. Cheap to fix and maintain. Doesn't need much fixing in general, very reliable, even as a now 18 year old car.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:30:04 ago (+4/-0)

Bad Ass!

I never drove the Lincoln and a buddy of mine had a Crown Vic.

I fucking loved that car.

Drove it on the return leg of a road trip to pick up another car. It felt like riding on air. Looked down at the speedometer on the freeway and found I was going 90 MPH.

Those things would move.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 4 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:27:29 ago (+4/-0)

I drive a Dodge stratus

[ - ] anon 9460937 2 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:30:40 ago (+2/-0)

You must be drowning in pussy.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:08:52 ago (+0/-0)

Eligible for collector's plates yet?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:11:43 ago (+0/-0)

My Dodge Intrepid was a fantastic sled in the snow. Overheated 5-6 times before it finally died.

[ - ] anon 3437275 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:14:06 ago (+1/-0)

It was a joke referencing a Will Ferrell SNL skit, but I took had a handme down intrepid.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:16:01 ago (+0/-0)

His car was a Saturn, IIRC

[ - ] anon 3437275 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:27:37 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] anon 3437275 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 17:18:06 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] anon 1238241 2 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:35:47 ago (+2/-0)

I still have my parents' 1984 Crown Victoria.
53,000 miles. I did some upgrading last summer, new gas tank, heater core, a few gaskets and seals, etc.
I'll probably sell it in the spring.
I don't drive it much, and it's taking up space.

[ - ] anon 1629829 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 17:35:44 ago (+0/-0)

Some nigger is going to buy it, get MAACO to paint it purple, and put 28" wheels on it. While collecting welfare.

[ - ] anon 1238241 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 17:50:44 ago (+0/-0)*

If I get $15 grand cash for it I don't give a shit what they do with it.
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[ - ] anon 8849330 -1 points 2 hours ago (+2/-2)

The jew cries out in pain not being able to track everything.

This right here is one big reason I might hang on to it for a while. Big Brother can't be checking in on me.

[ - ] anon 3928623 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 17:56:47 ago (+1/-0)

Some of these are still on the road. And their ride is comfy

[ - ] anon 8956620 [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 19:59:54 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't seen any in forever maybe like a year

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

I drove a panel van. It was great because I could go out to the parking lot at lunch, sit on the side mounted bench seat and smoke.

[ - ] anon 8956620 [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 18:26:28 ago (+0/-0)

i dont know what a panel van is

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 19:12:14 ago (+1/-0)

It's a windowless van usually used for construction. They come with two bucket seats, no amenities like air conditioning or trim packages and are bare metal in the back to haul cargo.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 23:34:01 ago (+1/-0)

Had a white F350. It was sweet.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 4 monthsDec 31, 2023 00:27:35 ago (+1/-0)

Had a '78 Dodge Tradesman. It was fab.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:10:41 ago (+1/-0)

My dad picked up his grandpa cruiser new, 15 years before his first grandkid.

[ - ] anon 8849330 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 14:54:40 ago (+4/-3)*

Old people fucking love those things.

[ - ] anon 1630277 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 17:05:54 ago (+1/-0)

haha why are you getting downvoted for facts? My oldie neighbors have one and the grand marquis variation.

[ - ] anon 2112642 -1 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:02:51 ago (+1/-2)

...and "anon" is a gamer fag too dyslexic to operate a tricycle...

[ - ] anon 8849330 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:08:42 ago (+3/-2)

The jew cries out in pain not being able to track everything.

[ - ] anon 1838705 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2023 04:16:32 ago (+0/-0)

That was grandma's car if she couldn't get a Cadillac.

Or soccer mom Karen who thought it was beneath her status to drive a minivan.

[ - ] anon 4480168 0 points 4 monthsDec 31, 2023 00:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

I love full-size, American-made, rear-wheel-drive, V8-powered cars, but they are almost extinct.

Fuck enviromentalists.

[ - ] anon 2495657 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 20:17:21 ago (+0/-0)

Good cars. Can't be remotely shut off.

[ - ] anon 3122047 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 16:22:42 ago (+0/-0)

They're worth a lot of money now. In fact a lot of these larger format cars are getting to be very valuable. Modern cars just don't have the interior space and the ride and they're full of other unnecessary crap.