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Keeper

submitted by Valerie to WhiteBeauty 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 21:48:26 ago (+47/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3kpznm.mp4



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[ - ] Prairie 7 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 01:42:55 ago (+7/-0)

That last leg tap was because she knows about 'groids.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 7 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 23:15:14 ago (+7/-0)

What a good girl. He didn't even have to get up and help.

[ - ] xmasskull 6 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 21:54:06 ago (+6/-0)

Backed the car in! Two Thumbs-Up!

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 4 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 21:56:12 ago (+4/-0)

bro, she's half on the grass...

[ - ] xmasskull 7 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 21:59:47 ago (+7/-0)

It's winter,she brought beer's,& is good with the limber-legs?

Parked on dead lawn,so fuking what.

[ - ] Sheeeeit 4 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 02:43:45 ago (+4/-0)

I do like this woman, and appreciate her White effort and efficiency, but beers are not a plus. I'm drinking one right now so you know what a hypocrite I am, but no White men or women should be drinking alcohol and especially men with beer, because the hops in beer are highly estrogenic, and fuck up your testosterone making you weaker and less fertile. I've been reducing my alcohol consumption lately and have decided to give it up completely starting in the new year. I've done it before and I'll do it again. This time, for good. See how long-winded and boring this comment is? That's the beer. Don't drink beer, men. It turns you into a woman. And how are you supposed to attract and impregnate a White woman multiple times if you are a dickless ballless woman?

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 1 point 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 22:20:58 ago (+4/-3)

Look, the entire premise of this post being "impressive wife material" is just absurd. Women make shitty men, as evident in the vid. More so, masculinity in females is not attractive.

The actions she took were emulating what a man is capable of, and she failed hard, unless her goal was to make me cringe.
The dumbass should have stayed within her driving capabilities, she obviously can't back up for shit, even with a camera. She should have taken multiple grocery trips to avoid damages. What, was she saving 37 seconds by doing it all at once so she can get back to her fagflix binge? The idiot hasn't even made the correlation of the closing sound of the trunk, confirming it's properly closed, instead drop kicks it one more time. Such feminite behaviors..

"caught my wife"; She knows the fucking videos rolling and her soy husband, waiting for his goy-lite, is going to think she's a hilarious sronk capable woman, praise her masculine behavior and post this faggot shit on deddit, where OP was prob sifting around when they thought it was a great idea to post it here.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 11:34:22 ago (+0/-0)

Driveway is either too narrow, or the truck is parked too far over.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:40:39 ago (+1/-0)

Hold on man, what if dude actually parked the car and left her to bring all the groceries in while he's inside claiming the couch and big screen ???

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 20:12:25 ago (+0/-0)

No Man< willingly goes to the grocery store. ManLaw 101.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 23:59:52 ago (+3/-0)

She’s using her head again…-Brian Johnson

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:39:24 ago (+1/-0)

All the dumb cunt had to do was raise her left arm, extend one of her fingers while still holding the bags, and pull the trunk lid down by the handle.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:42:15 ago (+1/-0)

Or ... wait for it, put those two bags down and close the boot ....

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 15:47:58 ago (+0/-0)

The bottom of those two bags might get a little dirty, though.

Hilarious that many cars now have those kick sensors under the rear now. The more we have machines solve our problems, the more retarded and lazy we become.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 01:29:34 ago (+1/-0)

hmm, is she a gymnast?

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 00:15:59 ago (+1/-0)

She needs work on the high leg but valiant effort!

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 00:15:41 ago (+1/-0)

Too bad her hair didn't get caught

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 23:49:47 ago (+1/-0)

Bitch better not be kicking the car I paid for.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 22:38:36 ago (+1/-0)

I thought she was going to slam the trunk down on her pony tail.
Missed opportunity.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 1 point 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 21:57:10 ago (+2/-1)

Yeah, such as prized specimen of a wife; he bought her a gook car. That now has scratched paint. Also, how didn't her ponytail get stuck in the trunk?

[ - ] Portmanure 6 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 21:58:50 ago (+6/-0)

If a tennis shoe can wreck your cars paint, you chose poorly.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 1 point 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 22:01:14 ago (+1/-0)

Chose what poorly? The korean garbage mobile, with nail polish as the clear coat?

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 22:04:53 ago (+0/-0)*

The wax, I’ve got cats, squirrels and the dreaded children in my neighborhood. My paint is under assault 24/7 until Saturday when I wash polish and wax. Some waxes are better than others, but a good polish fixes everything.

Edit: but I do agree the off the shelf paint jobs from the dealer look great until the first rain. But by then you’ve made a few payments and are stuck with it.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 0 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 22:34:27 ago (+0/-0)

the off the shelf paint jobs from the dealer look great until the first rain

Yeah most of them. Exceptions being: Lexus, BMW and Mercedes paint jobs from factory are absolutely exceptional. From my experience(I'm sure there's other brands that stand out too).

My high end Ford (yeah I know, let me have it boys) has just an absolutely embarrassingly bad factory paint job, classic Ford garbage. But my older Lexus, has seen some shit, over 100k on her, but every time I wash her it's just astonishing how great that black paint still looks after all these years.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 22:40:11 ago (+0/-0)

The factory wax has finally wore out on my Toyota Tacoma. It was a really good wax/coat. But it’s time to do it myself. I’m the worst. So, I bought a harbor freight polisher. I’ve opened it up and replaced the grease, we’ll see how it goes. I left the TRD decals on, so I’m going to have to work around that.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 09:29:46 ago (+0/-0)

As I was sitting in my diner drinking my coffee I notice a couple with two kids. All white with light hair. Warms my heart.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 01:35:12 ago (+0/-0)

Women may be weaker than men, but they are more flexible, and that can be plenty of fun.