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My sperm donor

submitted by fuck_usernames to whatever 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 00:16:13 ago (+4/-1)     (whatever)

My ‘dad’ smeared his gum on the side of my car. I have it on my security camera. This was last year. A week ago, as I was drying my hood after washing my car, I noticed a scratch in the shape of an R made with someone’s finger. Checked my cameras, caught him again. This is a 65 year old man. He is embarrassing to me. This is how he behaves. He scratched my fucking car. See, this shit is strategic. He wants me to explode ! So that he can call me a psycho. A nutcase. This is the weirdest son of a bitch I tell you!


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[ - ] purityspiral 5 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 00:49:27 ago (+6/-1)

maybe he wants you to move out

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 4 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 01:25:00 ago (+4/-0)

Just because he has gotten older doesn't mean he's grown up!

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 05:54:52 ago (+3/-0)

Nutjob

[ - ] Nozyedys 2 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 01:38:41 ago (+2/-0)*

Sounds like he has NPD. Cameras are your best friend when dealing with a narcissist, makes it hard for them to lie and distort the truth. They'll fly into a rage when caught though and if you ever want peace the only way is to cut him out of your life. They can actually be quite dangerous, I have one that I blocked 3 years ago and he still stalks me and I'm a straight male, he became obsessed I think because I didn't play ball with his tricks.

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 01:32:26 ago (+1/-0)

For $50 I'll smack him around

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 09:55:59 ago (+1/-0)

From your wheelchair?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 17:45:23 ago (+0/-0)

Be a real shame if he had four flat tires one morning.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 17:36:10 ago (+0/-0)

You're saying 'gum' as an euphemism, aren't you.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 16:18:44 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for adding more paint to your picture. My assumptions were true. You're somewhere around 40, childless, dried up and come here for attention.

[ - ] Name 0 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 00:19:08 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn’t really make any sense unless you have kids of your own, does it?

[ - ] Conspirologist -2 points 5 monthsDec 26, 2023 03:57:57 ago (+0/-2)

He may have dementia. Try talking to a psychiatrist.