[ - ] Nerva 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 14:23:54 ago (+1/-0)
Clean and dry the area well. Next, apply granulated sugar and keep it in place with gauze or a band aide; change and repeat as needed. It sounds crazy, but it works well enough and as an added bonus you won't smell like pee.
..clean and dry…..uhm suger and a dog….no no no …no that’s not right…. I looked, I don’t even own a dog or glycerin…., I guess the neighbors cat will have to do…..brb
THAT ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE!…., stupid cat.., it’s like claws and teeth and claws and teeth…. .fuckthis I’m gonna boil a rabbit….., bing a potato or three, we can have lunch
[ + ] ProudRebel
[ - ] ProudRebel 6 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 11:33:07 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 11:41:38 ago (+2/-0)
Damn damn double damn!
Now my nipples hurt like a motherfucker….,I’m not understanding the prescription or something…, how many aspirin does it take to …..,,wait…
[ + ] MuricaPersonified
[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 12:35:50 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 12:39:23 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] MuricaPersonified
[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 12:41:29 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 12:50:09 ago (+2/-0)
..I don’t even believe you are a physician…., proctologist maybe…, can you please show credentials
[ + ] 2Drunk
[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 16:11:07 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 16:12:31 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 15:18:48 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 16:18:31 ago (+0/-0)
Now there are two turds in my tub
Inspired, I’m writing a song ‘’TWO TURDS IN MY TUB” …, Gloria Estefan just jumped in…., she looks great for someone dead for so long…
..she’s trying to eat my arm…., not sure this is gonna work
[ + ]deleted
[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 15:03:20 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 16:19:28 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ]deleted
[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 12:41:34 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 14:42:14 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] iSnark
[ - ] iSnark 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 12:18:05 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 12:26:54 ago (+2/-0)
..is it peroxide first or crazy glue?
…toilet cleaner tastes pretty good but I don’t think it’s helping my arm much
[ + ] AugustineOfHippo2
[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 11:58:59 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 12:01:53 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Hobama
[ - ] Hobama 1 point 4 monthsDec 26, 2023 00:18:35 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 16:22:13 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 16:28:20 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 16:35:52 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Nerva
[ - ] Nerva 1 point 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 14:23:54 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Deplorablepoetry
[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 14:37:01 ago (+0/-0)
THAT ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE!…., stupid cat.., it’s like claws and teeth and claws and teeth…. .fuckthis I’m gonna boil a rabbit….., bing a potato or three, we can have lunch