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Cruise ship secret

submitted by fuck_usernames to whatever 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 11:45:56 ago (+22/-0)     (whatever)

So, remember when the cruise ships stayed on the water forever and everyone was quarantined in their rooms from Covid? Ok well one morning when the ships finally came to dock and let the people off from the long quarantine, a news reporter was of course waiting to talk to the first people who stepped off. Well she was in for a treat. The first to come off the boat was a young couple, looking bugged out and wide eyed, the creeped toward her in a paranoid manner, giggling like little kids. The reporter asked them something like how bad was it or something about Covid and the girl said “Oh, we didn’t get Covid (giggles)” the reporter replied “I’m sorry what” and the girl said “oh no, we were locked in our room smoking meth, we didn’t get Covid, shame for everyone else tho(giggle)” . That shit was priceless. The loo k on that reporters face. She didn’t say a word, the camera cut with the reporters mouth wide open, speechless. Needless to say the segment never aired again. This was at 5 am. Best


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[ - ] BoozyB 5 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 15:31:26 ago (+5/-0)

That's a rare event.
"Man on the Street" interviews are almost never random, for this exact reason.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 21:05:07 ago (+2/-0)

If I ever see a live interview happening I’m going to pull the “fuck her right in the pussy” stunt. Yeah I know it’s not classy but fuck the news and those who watch it.

[ - ] fuck_usernames [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 23:31:07 ago (+0/-0)

I support your decision fully

[ - ] con77 4 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 15:10:48 ago (+4/-0)

remember the guy buying lottery tickets that told the reporter "cocaine and hookers" when she asked him what he would do if he won?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 15:18:35 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 14:05:54 ago (+4/-0)

Lol. Fucking news media.

[ - ] fuck_usernames [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 23:37:30 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao. Agreed

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 14:53:16 ago (+2/-0)

Sure would love to see this clip.

[ - ] fuck_usernames [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 23:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

I would absolutely LOVE to find it or anyone who has it. It was special

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 17:04:31 ago (+0/-0)

@fuck_paragraphs

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2023 21:44:37 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] fuck_usernames [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 25, 2023 23:32:59 ago (+0/-0)

Lol!