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[ - ] Fascinus 17 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:59:27 ago (+17/-0)

There's a video that's been posted a few times around here featuring an Orangutan that has been trained to drive its own go-cart.

I would rather let him fly.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:44:53 ago (+8/-0)

I guess they'll have to make the cockpit bigger now to accommodate their large size.

[ - ] Fascinus 11 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:47:59 ago (+11/-0)

Right?

Did you see it pulling the yoke into its gut?

Evidently, the cockpit was designed for humans.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 08:37:06 ago (+2/-0)

lol my mind went to the exact same video.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 13 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:16:13 ago (+13/-0)

Aww HELL NAW! I was just talking to my wife telling her it's a good thing I enjoy driving so much because ever since the big airlines announced they'd be hiring pilots based on equity, me no fly NO MO! This is a disaster waiting to happen. And it's going to happen, just a matter of how soon. Being afraid to say the true nature of niggers in life because you're afraid of being called RAYSIS is one thing but to hire them as pilots? Not with my family on board!

[ - ] germ22 10 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 23:19:50 ago (+10/-0)

The expression on her face, she is surprised herself that it is working.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 10 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:48:04 ago (+10/-0)

Holy shit, heart palpitations just lookin at that for a few seconds

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 14 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:18:03 ago (+14/-0)

It's unbelievable! I just saw her ripping out Sheniquas weave yesterday in da hood and now she's flying a plane? This really is clown world!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 06:51:39 ago (+4/-0)

same, my hands and feet got sweaty within seconds

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:21:20 ago (+8/-0)

Just watched it again...NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

[ - ] chrimony 8 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:53:50 ago (+8/-0)

I wouldn't take a bus with her driving it.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 03:14:49 ago (+6/-0)

The scary shit is, even if you don’t fly, this shit is happening in the skies above you regardless.

[ - ] Prairie 6 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 23:57:17 ago (+6/-0)

She has no understanding of that great machine. She's just going through rote motions. Scary as fuck.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 03:21:41 ago (+4/-0)

As long as there is competent co-pilot the risk is a little mitigated, but the moment two of them build a crew, that plane is crashing.

[ - ] Datdude1982 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:52:13 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] JoesLegHair 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 23:04:30 ago (+2/-0)

This looks like an African airline, you are taking a huge leap of faith just stepping on board.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 12:41:41 ago (+0/-0)

Sounded French to me.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 15:46:40 ago (+1/-0)*

Lots of French speakers in Africa.

Edit, doesn't say who the carrier is but she has the diagram for Lome Airport in Togo Africa which was a former French colony.

Another edit, going out on a limb here but you get a very quick glimpse at the back of the captains vest that has a logo that might be Asky Airlines which does operate 737s and also flys out of Lome.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 17:14:15 ago (+0/-0)

Saw a story from Alaska Airlines at least 4 years ago processing that they were making every effort to hire sheboon pilots. They called sisters if the Sky's or some such bullshit. I would be very hard pressed to fly today.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 18:09:58 ago (+0/-0)

Almost all the publicly traded Western companies love diversity hires, the question is how far are they willing to lower the bar for them.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 12:38:43 ago (+0/-0)

I wish it was in English so we could understand. Does anyone understand French?

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 11:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

No way. Haven’t been on an airplane in 1.5 years (used to fly at least 4 times a year) and like it much better this way.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 08:36:33 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 00:52:48 ago (+0/-0)

Even if the pilot is human, are you really going to disrobe and let them inspect your genitals?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 21, 2023 06:52:55 ago (+3/-0)

Well...it would be more action than I've gotten in a long time so maybe?