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Applesauce Pouches May Have Been Intentionally Contaminated

submitted by deleted to Health 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 06:07:24 ago (+18/-0)     (Health)

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[ - ] Kung_Flu 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 07:09:41 ago (+5/-0)

Curiously, "Jim Jones" is the one speaking out against the poisoning.

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 19:42:10 ago (+2/-0)

like the wells

[ - ] Metanoid 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 12:09:34 ago (+2/-0)

So, let me get this straight...
The FDA's deputy commissioner is named Jim Jones?
I mean yeah, the rest of the story is fucked up, but seriously?

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 19:47:20 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking this too

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 08:16:32 ago (+2/-0)

Tainted apple sauce. Goes great with kool aid.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 07:24:38 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking tards buying food from retard nations and amazon.

Applesauce comes from putting an apple in a pot on the stove. If that's too difficult they can put it in slow cooker and go stare at the internet while it cooks into a sauce.

That's an under privilege kid who's mom can't cook an apple for him.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 06:50:47 ago (+2/-0)

Probably a beta test for what's to come.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 19:03:07 ago (+1/-0)

marketed to parents and children under the brands WanaBana apple cinnamon fruit puree and Schnucks- and Weis-branded

[ - ] taoV 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 19, 2023 21:12:38 ago (+0/-0)

Not that poisoning kids is cool, but if you want to draw attention (less generously, elicit terror) in a consumerist hellhole, then some Monster With 21 Faces shit like this is exactly the way to go about it.