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Phone a friend

submitted by UncleDoug to religion 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 00:59:51 ago (+12/-5)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Wahaha 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 04:45:06 ago (+4/-0)

The actual takeaway here is that if you believe in God you must also belief that suffering is good for you.

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 05:19:22 ago (+3/-0)

B. That is why He gave you the all-important freewill, dummy.

Otherwise, what is the point?

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 05:42:40 ago (+2/-2)

Your baby is dying and suffering from a horrible disease that you can't do anything about. Take comfort, you and the baby have free will!

[ - ] Kung_Flu 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 07:04:33 ago (+2/-0)

God killed Job's wife and kids (indirectly, he signed them over to satan and is culpable) to prove a bet.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 02:01:35 ago (+1/-0)

Pain is unavoidable, but suffering is a choice.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 05:43:25 ago (+2/-2)

Try that line if you were strapped to a torture machine.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 05:48:24 ago (+2/-0)

That's exactly the mindset you'd want if you were strapped to a torture machine.

[ - ] chrimony 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 05:50:54 ago (+1/-1)

It's easy to say from the comfort of your keyboard.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 20, 2023 00:24:53 ago (+0/-0)

the answer doesn't change anythign

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 13:16:56 ago (+0/-0)

D. There are series of tests. This realm is like a spiritual training grounds.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 01:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

B) Aware, but unwilling to take away your Freedom, God's greatest gift.

to know pleasure you must know pain

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 02:06:18 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 04:30:07 ago (+3/-2)

The plantation master will respect your freedom, he'll just throw you in an eternal prison if you dare to stop worshiping him.

Stop worshiping Jews.

[ - ] Kung_Flu 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 07:05:30 ago (+1/-1)

If you worship him you get unlimited grape drank for all of eternity!

[ - ] Panic 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 02:19:14 ago (+1/-1)

to know pleasure you must know pain

I bet you really believe what you posted. Do go on, Observant1. Tell us more.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 04:37:25 ago (+2/-0)

The common belief system is God decides which of us suffer and which of us don't. But here's a big reveal: we are the ones deciding. Lol.

Pain is an experience. Suffering is a point of view about that experience.

What is there without here

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 01:22:54 ago (+2/-3)

The answer is "Never worship a Jew".
Final Answer!

[ - ] boekanier -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 19, 2023 01:10:32 ago (+1/-2)

the answer is A