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Worst way to get a girl's phone number

submitted by Glowbright to MeanwhileOnPatriotsWin 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 14:47:10 ago (+23/-0)     (media.patriots.win)

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[ - ] 4thTurning 12 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 15:54:02 ago (+12/-0)

Shoot three people at a race riot... Hit three Jews.

What an amazing coincidence

[ - ] Scyber 6 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 17:37:59 ago (+6/-0)

Gaige Grosskreutz was my next door neighbor after the Kenosha riots. He only lived there for about a year before an FBI SWAT team broke down his door & smashed his living room window at 6am on Thursday during the Rittenhouse trial.
That's not the only story I have of him. He's a hardcore drunk & heroin/pill junkie that was allegedly selling drugs & threw parties with his antifa faggots that lasted until 5am.
He's in the federal witness protection agency & legally changed his name to Paul Prediger or something like that.
He's a full on FBI informant.
That asshole should be locked up.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 19:20:43 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. There is no fucking way you lived next to that faggot. The odds are not favorable.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 19:47:40 ago (+2/-0)

Nothing he said seemed like fantasy lmao. He's not telling fairytales of Gaige Grosskreutz kidnapping little children by playing his flute and cackling or claiming to have seen him shape-shifting into a werewolf.

He simply said that dude is a strung out loser who is involved with the police criminally and a snitch to get out of his own charges in addition to being a shitty neighbor.

All of that seems like facts and none of it is hard to believe lmao

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 19:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

Well I mean tons of feds here and the odds are more favorable in that we’re not picking a specific person, but one of anyone is showing up.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 20:00:11 ago (+0/-0)

You don't have to believe me but it's true. I saw him move in on his first day & didn't recognize him at all. This was November, 2020. I didn't know it was him until May, 2021 when another neighbor told me & said he was working with the cops or feds.
Once the building found out it was him he went on a full blown drunk tirade outside the building & made a fool of himself. I wasn't there but my neighbor showed me some videos of it & one was of him outside walking around with his pants around his ankles covering his junk.
It was both hilarious and sad.

Now dude got ran over by a black guy driving a stolen SUV back in September - He has a lacerated liver which means he can't drink - possibly for good. Which may save his ass from drinking himself to death.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 16:22:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 19:19:44 ago (+1/-1)

What's also an amazing cohencidence is that Kyle himself is a cuckservative jew.

Just as we have flocks of geese, herds of cattle, and packs of wolves, so too must we be ever wary of:

The coincidence of jews.

[ - ] Monica 4 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 17:30:40 ago (+4/-0)

If it's true she was probably hoping to 'go undercover' and video him doing or saying something that could be used against him.

[ - ] fnbs 4 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 17:09:49 ago (+4/-0)

Who in the hell would want to fuck a dead liberal jews GF?.... never stick your dick where a liberal jew has been

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 19:21:46 ago (+1/-1)

Never stick your dick where any other man's cock has been. Seriously, who the fuck does that?

[ - ] fnbs -1 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 20:13:12 ago (+0/-1)

Found the virgin

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 20:27:08 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. I am. So?

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 4 monthsDec 19, 2023 01:05:34 ago (+0/-0)

Describe why you think that is an insult?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 16:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PhantomXLII -1 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 19:23:37 ago (+0/-1)

Kyle is a cuckservative jew so who gives a damn what he does?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 23:48:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 16:11:36 ago (+1/-0)

Being Chad is best way to get numbs.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 16:04:11 ago (+1/-0)

A worse way would be to steal her phone.

But maybe the girl is a jew too, so the whole show was jewish.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 4 monthsDec 19, 2023 01:06:27 ago (+1/-0)

The jews breed using goyim

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 15:03:30 ago (+3/-2)

That’s the only way that fat little piggy could get a hoes number.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 15:25:40 ago (+4/-1)

His bank account begs to differ.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 16:21:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 17:26:10 ago (+1/-0)

....He never wanted it in the first place

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 21:33:21 ago (+0/-0)

I guess she wanted a real man and not a soy infused communist faggot kike for a boyfriend. Even so if i were him i wouldn't want her around.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 17:26:44 ago (+0/-0)

be kyle

shoot 3 disgusting criminal commie kikes in self defense

2 die, 1 horrifically injured

verdict: innocent on all counts

dead kike's gf gives you her number after trial

"worst"

You mispelled "best".

[ - ] Glowbright [op] -1 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 17:37:04 ago (+0/-1)

you missed the steps where he spent months in jail and had to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to defend his innocence and the emotional trauma of spending nearly two years with the constant threat of being sent to jail for the rest of his life where he would probably die early from a BLM shiv...

yeah, if this sounds like a good way to get a girls number, you must be one ugly mother fucker that girls will not touch with a 10-foot pole.

[ - ] Jews4atSYSTEM 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 15:05:10 ago (+1/-1)

How ironic if she offs him... I wouldn't go near her if I was him.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 17:26:37 ago (+0/-0)

Nah its cool, just keep your rifle by your side.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 14:56:27 ago (+4/-4)

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