In Fairbanks you had a choice: Learn to love your balaclava, or decide which parts of your face you really didn't like or need anymore. Down past -30F, you really can't feel the difference in temperature anymore, it's just a matter of how fast exposed tissues will freeze. (Winter of 1989, it got down to -89F out in the Tanana Flats. That's in dead still air, not wind chill either. Steel tools and vehicle hydraulic lines would snap like glass.)
Then get used to wiping the icicles off your eyelashes from where your breath would travel up the mask to the eyeholes, condense on them and freeze, making them stick together.
What I liked most about Alaska is that it is one of the few remaining places left in America that will just flat kill somebody just for walking around being stupid.
There is still an abundance of major predators walking around loose who consider the position of "Top of the food chain" to still be an open question.
And you could fit all the niggers in Fairbanks into a phone booth.
"Fust, whypeepoe says ta me, 'Get's yo'sef a job, niggah!'. But den dey say, 'you cain't use what you be needin' fo' yo' job!' Niggah, my job be stealin' all a yo' shit! How da fuck I sposed ta go stealin' shit wifout no mask?"
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Guess all the anti gun faggots will agree with him right there.
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(Winter of 1989, it got down to -89F out in the Tanana Flats. That's in dead still air, not wind chill either. Steel tools and vehicle hydraulic lines would snap like glass.)
Then get used to wiping the icicles off your eyelashes from where your breath would travel up the mask to the eyeholes, condense on them and freeze, making them stick together.
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And gold. But mostly oil.
What I liked most about Alaska is that it is one of the few remaining places left in America that will just flat kill somebody just for walking around being stupid.
There is still an abundance of major predators walking around loose who consider the position of "Top of the food chain" to still be an open question.
And you could fit all the niggers in Fairbanks into a phone booth.
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