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Guys: I’m working on a new, perennial Christmas song:

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to music 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 00:51:54 ago (+14/-1)     (music)

Santa Claus a Nigga

Big belt buckle, big black boots
Presents under trees for all Black youths
Got 3 bitches (hoe, hoe, hoe), 9 pits for the sled
Santa be stealin but a nigga got bread
He steal all the toys. Put em in the sack
That’s proof for yall that Santa Claus Black
He give it two checks, makin his list
Santa Claus a “G”—ain’t takin no shit
Leave a cup of Henny out with 8 wings
And under your tree he’ll leave you great things
Gucci, Louis, Fendi? Just wait for it.
No store wrapping, Santa ain’t paid for shit.

CHORUS

Santa Claus a nigga
Santa Claus a nigga
Santa, Santa
Santa Claus a nigga


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Trope -2 points 4 months ago

If you want a solid hiphop Christmas jam, check out Sleigh Ride by Alexander O’Neal. I play it every Christmas morning as it’s outright weird.