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What are the most easy jobs?

submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 5 monthsDec 17, 2023 06:19:19 ago (+6/-8)     (AskUpgoat)

I think it's security at the supermarket. If it's a white neighborhood, they do nothing all day, just talking about bullshit with other employees. All they need to do physically is going to the gym to stay in shape.




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A government job as a fat black bitch, like at the VA, social security office, or any fed gov. job.

Even though there are like ten fat sheboons at the office, only one of you is at a front facing desk. You can abuse, and berate anyone from the public that asks you to do anything, while babbling unintelligible ebonics at them. All the while screaming over your shoulder at the other sheboons that it is your turn to be on break.