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What are the most easy jobs?

submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:19:19 ago (+6/-8)     (AskUpgoat)

I think it's security at the supermarket. If it's a white neighborhood, they do nothing all day, just talking about bullshit with other employees. All they need to do physically is going to the gym to stay in shape.




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[ - ] Dirtydyno 8 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:58:12 ago (+8/-0)

A government job as a fat black bitch, like at the VA, social security office, or any fed gov. job.

Even though there are like ten fat sheboons at the office, only one of you is at a front facing desk. You can abuse, and berate anyone from the public that asks you to do anything, while babbling unintelligible ebonics at them. All the while screaming over your shoulder at the other sheboons that it is your turn to be on break.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:58:54 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 6 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 07:14:39 ago (+6/-0)

Lol you think security guards stay in shape.

[ - ] FreeinTX 8 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 10:07:30 ago (+8/-0)

Round is a shape.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 12:27:58 ago (+5/-0)

Soaking corks. If you’re good at soaking corks, it can pay well. You cork soaker.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 07:50:26 ago (+4/-0)

Be a sheboon with any gubbermint job

[ - ] NoSalvation 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:42:05 ago (+3/-0)*

Don't, doing nothing and feeling bored all day is also hard work. You get fat unless you do a sport

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:23:41 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 06:29:39 ago (+2/-2)

I just realized that some jobs are really easy, but they pay more or less like heavy duty jobs.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 07:00:43 ago (+3/-0)

We're out here to fish and stink. Mostly the latter

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 10:08:13 ago (+3/-0)

If you're good at it, sales is an easy job and you can make a fortune.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 13:36:39 ago (+1/-0)

Own the company and their paycheck is a minor expense.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 19:38:40 ago (+1/-0)

Usually, owning the company isn't an easy job.

[ - ] Glowbright 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 12:26:48 ago (+2/-0)

lol. If you have security guards at your local supermarket you need to move

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 13:38:21 ago (+2/-0)

Just remember life would suck if all the people in the shitty areas moved to the nice areas.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 10:45:09 ago (+2/-0)

Conspiropajeet, asking the questions that are most important to his shitstained hands brothers!

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 14:43:18 ago (+2/-0)

Doing the needful.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 19:24:49 ago (+0/-0)

that guy who rolls around in a wheel chair and shits his pants if there isn't accessible bathroom accommodations and then sues and gets tens of thousands.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 17, 2023 15:50:32 ago (+0/-0)

Anything in Government