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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 15 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 22:13:53 ago (+15/-0)

Trailer:

[Scene opens to the gritty streets of Queens, where the neon lights of a dimly lit bar flicker in the background. A text message notification appears on BigGuy's phone.]

Text Message:
Rob: Wanna work at my bar tonight? 10 pm to close. I know it's last minute.

[Cut to BigGuy, a weathered yet charismatic man in his late 40s, contemplating the message. His eyes reveal a past filled with wild nights and tough decisions.]

BigGuy:
Rob, I haven't worked in a bar in almost 6 years. I'm finished. I'm almost 50 years old LOL.

[Cut to a montage of BigGuy reminiscing about his glory days as a bouncer, throwing rowdy patrons out with ease, and enjoying the vibrant nightlife.]

Rob:
50 is not old.

BigGuy:
It is for bouncing. I am not strong anymore. Guys who are 50 and still bouncing are mostly bums on roids who have no other options and can't hang it up. I'm done.

[The screen fades to black, and suspenseful music begins as BigGuy struggles with the decision. The following scenes showcase his internal conflict, the desire to return to his true calling.]

Voiceover:
Sometimes, the past calls you back, and the echoes of your true calling refuse to be silenced.

[Cuts to BigGuy hitting the gym, determined to regain his strength. The training montage is accompanied by a motivational soundtrack.]

[As BigGuy walks into the bar, the atmosphere changes. The patrons sense a familiar energy, and the night takes an unexpected turn.]

[Fast-paced scenes of BigGuy handling unruly customers with a newfound wisdom and finesse. The crowd cheers as he takes control of the situation.]

Voiceover:
Age is just a number, and sometimes, a legend rises from the shadows.

[The trailer concludes with a shot of BigGuy, a triumphant smile on his face, and the words "Big Guy from Queens – Back in Business" flashing across the screen.]

Coming Soon to Theaters.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 9 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 22:48:27 ago (+9/-0)

He takes the job and screens everyone’s ID for jewish surnames and tells them to kick rocks. The bar ends up being the location of the next NatSoc revival. Legends are told of its meetings.

[ - ] observation1 4 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 22:42:59 ago (+4/-0)

[Rips jew propaganda off street light]

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 22:21:06 ago (+2/-0)


[Fast-paced scenes of BigGuy handling unruly customers niggers with a newfound wisdom and finesse. The crowd cheers as he takes control of the situation.]

Ftfy

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 23:14:16 ago (+2/-0)

Hahahahah! No, man. I’m done.

If I stayed, I would be like “Spider” from Rocky: An old club fighter whose time has passed.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 03:04:50 ago (+1/-0)

That was awesome

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 04:02:46 ago (+1/-0)

This is why I love AI. This idea pops into my head and I can make it a reality with very little thought or effort. It's exactly what was in my mind. Funny it would actually make an entertaining movie. Especially if he was racist. Better than anything to come out of hollywood in the past decade easily.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 09:23:26 ago (+1/-0)

This is fantastic.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 22:13:11 ago (+2/-0)

A change is as good as a holiday OP. I just changed careers recently as well, told everyone to go fuck themselves and am now doing something I enjoy.

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 01:28:18 ago (+1/-0)

At 58 I overhead pressed 300 lbs on a hammer strength machine.

My wind was shit though

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 03:07:18 ago (+2/-0)

...could lift a 300 calorie dessert

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 04:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

Or your mom

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 22:41:13 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but how many gerbil clenches can you do?

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 18, 2023 06:55:15 ago (+0/-0)

All of them

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 22:00:45 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 01:58:46 ago (+0/-0)

I have a rule- no calling me when I'm off the clock unless I get 'call me when off the clock pay'

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 00:34:14 ago (+0/-0)

yeah man, stand your ground and say no. but theres no fault in showing up anyways and having a few drinks, just to make the bouncers job easier through your mere massive presence.

maybe the patron will donate you a few beers for it...

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 00:46:02 ago (+1/-0)

I don’t drink and I donkt respect the concept of drinking. When you don’t drink, drunks are twice as annoying. I work at a hotel where the neighboring bar’s drunks meander in and whenever I see them in the lobby I tell them to leave.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 07:08:46 ago (+0/-0)

without alcohol, i`d be long dead from sleep deprivation. seriously. but hey, good for you.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 07:13:47 ago (+0/-0)

You probably can’t sleep because you started drinking. Take some melatonin and meditate or listen to ASMR before bed. Drink sleepytime tea. Don’t take Jewish pharma drugs or Irish liver poisons.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 08:05:49 ago (+0/-0)

thanks for the advice, but sadly the problem is far older than jewish bullshit. when i first stole a bottle of booze from my dad at age 12 was the first time in my life that i could sleep a whole night through. i have a nerval medical consition that prevents me from sleeping, resulting from a childhood traumatic experience.

i have been on sleep medication for a while, decades ago, but i dont touch that jEwish shit no more.

alcohol is fine. im 40 but look like thirty, so, my body handles it well, thanks to the fact that besides cigarettes and alcohol, my consumption is absolutely clean. (well, God is a loving man, so some exceptions are okay =)

we never talked about faith.

Do you believe in God?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 08:41:48 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, I definitely believe in God, but not in a Biblical way,

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 09:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

good. i am not a churchian, i am a christian. i talk to God directly, i imagine him watching me.

but i joined a church lately, and it feels awesome to be in that community. i have been in a choir for years, and now i get to sing with other people again. it feels great. you must have a great singing voice as well, judging from your videos. what the world needs is a stronger presence of strong males like you and me. a nice BASS voice to lead the females...

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 09:30:06 ago (+0/-0)

Well, if it works for you, then great. I don’t want to be be around anyone and Church bitches are just as crazy as any other variety. I like my interactions with others to be on this kind of level and not much more.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 4 monthsDec 17, 2023 13:22:04 ago (+0/-0)

its so much fun to praise God by singing. but yes, i totally understand when someones says: "i`m done, go fuck yourselves everyone"!

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2023 06:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

i just reread my comment history (as i do regularly) and stumbled upon our conversation.

I now feel compelled to tell you:

Good talk, Merry Christmas, Brother.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 0 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2023 06:48:06 ago (+0/-0)

oh and let me add this little sound-present =)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y2wAXys1cs

Powerwolf, christ and combat +album