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Not to mention all of the female specific health problems that manifest themselves whenever they are in the field and can't stay clean.

Sergei: Stops patrol. Stares at a clump of brush. Sniffs the air.

Ivan: "What's wrong, Sergei?"

Sergei: "I'm not quite sure, tovarish. But for some reason just now, I could have sworn I smelled my sister."