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Apparently fat pigs can get free extra seats on airplanes now.

submitted by Crackinjokes to news 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:05:56 ago (+17/-0)     (x.com)

https://x.com/AmiriKing/status/1735472046123933932



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[ - ] Shitstartercarter 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 19:32:09 ago (+5/-0)

This is what happens to when you cater to delusional womens demands.
The response should be fuck you lardo, you need to buy another seat because of you 're morbidly obese.

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 18:16:04 ago (+4/-0)

Cool. I'm a tall guy and need the extra space. I'll claim to be a "customer of size" now instead of paying for business class

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 19:48:40 ago (+2/-0)

Make no claims. Just say you'd like to use their customer of size policy. Guaranteed they're not going to start weighing or judging the 'size' of any individual customer.

Just be matter of fact and don't smirk while saying that. Now you have the armrest to yourself, and they begin to rethink their capitulation.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 20:49:18 ago (+0/-2)

How long before black men start saying “my dick is too big, give me an extra seat?“

[ - ] deleted 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:37:07 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] MichaelStewart 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 18:51:40 ago (+4/-0)

busted can of biscuits

KEK lmfao! 😂

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 18:36:56 ago (+2/-0)

Time to start identifying as a fat pig then!

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:20:27 ago (+2/-0)

Southwest was already the choice for carny folk so not surprised.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:28:04 ago (+2/-0)

Southwest: where everyone flies first class.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 18:58:14 ago (+3/-0)

But we still have a weight limit on our bags and how many were allowed.

Fuck this 🤡 🌎 timeline.

::load master immediately resigns::

[ - ] Dr_Mx 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 19:59:29 ago (+3/-0)

Just wear your bags under your clothes, you'll get upgraded to extra large seats.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 16, 2023 22:08:28 ago (+0/-0)

👍

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 20:54:00 ago (+0/-2)

Even if you have a great big ass.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -1 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 20:51:49 ago (+0/-1)

No, you’re thinking of ValuJet.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:09:39 ago (+2/-0)

Is that so? well I identify as a 600 pound 3 seats wide "person of healthy at any size" so dose my toddler, bam I know I cant have more leg room, but now I have both armrests.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 18:59:59 ago (+2/-0)

Dose em with what? Sugar beetus?

[ - ] H8Texpress 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:18:41 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -5 points 1.5 yearsDec 15, 2023 16:19:38 ago (+0/-5)

Fat pigs like yo mama? I’m surprised she didn’t eat you the day you were born!