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FightKnightHERO

submitted by JudyStroyer to TellUpgoat 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 09:42:32 ago (+16/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Had this dream last night. I was watching the news at a bar (I do neither of those things) and Obama was the anchor on the news. Helena was tending bar. She was cuter than I had imagined, but a massive bitch to everyone that called Obama a nigger. Anyway, the news had a story about this guy that went into several temples in pissrael and had killed swarms of jews.

Obama said this guy was believed to be a jewish nazi. When he said that the whole bar laughed, postwall said “guise this is serious stuff” and she brought out her own fresh baked bread (wtf?) for everyone. They are detailing some of the attacks and victims. In true weird dream fashion they showed the flyers @BigGuyFromQueens ripped down saying this likely lead to the attacks since they showed some of the victims were also flyer jews. I was talking to icemonke about racing atv’s on frozen lakes(?), rhy was at the table next to us taking notes and practicing lines for his next show which was about to be syndicated in the near future (congrats, bro!) he was sitting at the table with BigGuy and big guy looked like, no was the dad from the incredibles (the office guy version) but talked like Michael Douglass in falling down. As we all had our bread Obama showed pictures of the suspect and it was literally the happy merchant but in real not drawn quality. He also carried under his arm a stahlhelm and a stick grenade. They then showed one of the explosions that had occurred and when the temple exploded, instead of flames the explosion hurled a wave of coins out over the surrounding landscape. When the city jews came out to sound of raining cash, he grenaded them. They posted his known aliases and right at the top was (((FightKnightHERO))) written with the echos and everything. We all cheered and said “Hell yeah!!!” We made that guy!!!” Postwall said she wanted to have his kids but can’t cause she’s all dried up. I’m fairly certain all this happened because I watched @rhy ‘s latest release right before going to sleep. Happy Freitag goats!


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 09:52:13 ago (+8/-0)

Damn bro, don't let your dreams be memes.

Also, I have a hard time believing rhy rehearses anything other than tequila sunrise.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 10:03:17 ago (+3/-0)

It was pretty crazy. I haven’t remembered any dreams lately. I woke up a few hours before I needed to get up and watched rhy’s vid before falling back asleep and had that insanely vivid dream in the few hours before getting up. That’s usually when my dreams are the most “real” those few hours before waking up after a short break in sleep. I will never unsee the footage of the temple blowing up and showering the neighborhood with sheckles. It was real in my mind.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 10:13:59 ago (+2/-0)

I've been having a lot of strange dreams lately. Nobody from here, I don't know what anybody looks like. I see my dad a lot lately. He died eight years ago on 1/1. I'm sleeping, but I haven't gotten a lot of rest.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 10:04:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] chrimony 5 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 11:05:15 ago (+5/-0)

FkH still larps as "dirtywhiteboy" here.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 15:00:16 ago (+1/-0)

the mario looking ogre turned into a dingus simp? that's rough even for a kike

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 16:03:42 ago (+1/-0)

That actually makes a lot of sense

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 12:53:43 ago (+1/-0)

instead of flames the explosion hurled a wave of coins out over the surrounding landscape. When the city jews came out to sound of raining cash, he grenaded them.

Masterful literary prowess.

[ - ] con77 2 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 17:31:31 ago (+2/-0)

Con77 was selling shrooms in the bathroom

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 19:21:27 ago (+1/-0)

Owwshehheheeeeeit nigga bee slangin uppin the tarpon sprangs wolmertz!

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 14:59:38 ago (+0/-0)

No fronts nigga!

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 4 monthsDec 16, 2023 12:50:14 ago (+1/-0)

You shorted me a half gram, you stingy bastard

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 13:10:03 ago (+2/-0)

LOL you've been spending waaay too much time on here

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 10:00:51 ago (+2/-0)

Was Helena's bread good?

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 5 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 10:05:52 ago (+5/-0)

It was unremarkable.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 12:34:59 ago (+2/-0)

Not as bad as her beard

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 17:50:04 ago (+1/-0)

BigGuy and big guy looked like, no was the dad from the incredibles

This is how I picture him.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 11:22:08 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a good party. Sad I missed it.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2023 19:19:23 ago (+0/-0)

Wheres the tl;dr?