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Anybody else got the cough?

submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 06:01:45 ago (+9/-13)     (AskUpgoat)

A moron was coughing inside my perimeter at the supermarket. The next day I got the cough too. The cough doesn't end, but there are no other symptoms. Doctors call it the 100 days cough. Anybody else?


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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 9 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 06:11:12 ago (+9/-0)

It's called seasonal allergies. Don't be scared, you have an immune system. Unless you're vaccinated, in which case bye Felicia

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 06:23:35 ago (+0/-2)

I don't have allergies, moron.

[ - ] John_doe 4 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 07:46:27 ago (+4/-0)

It is allergies. Take some butterbur for a few days you will be fine. A humidifier in your room works great too.

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 08:27:35 ago (+5/-0)

OP is a non-White, disregard its lies

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 09:02:54 ago (+4/-0)

He slams his face into cow anus and washes in its urine. Totally allergy-free! He is an allergy.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 3 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 14:48:38 ago (+3/-0)

Don't suck off strangers at the supermarket, and maybe you won't get AIDS, faggot.

[ - ] TomMacdonald 3 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 10:06:52 ago (+3/-0)

No, but I smoke

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 09:46:38 ago (+3/-0)

Get a humidifier if your relative humidity inside is less than 40%

Dry cough without any other symptoms will usually be ignored by doctors. Cough drops should help the tickle.

Look into whooping cough symptoms if what you have matches.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 13:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

Get a $40 humidifier regardless if you wake up with a dry throat, get crusty or bloody snot, etc., during the winter. One of the best things I bought one year. Make sure it is a top loader as filling from the bottom by removing a cap is annoying.

[ - ] DrLeoMarvin 2 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 09:45:29 ago (+2/-0)

Make/Drink Hydroxychloroquine. Drink two full gulps a day.

https://bevibrant.co.nz/blogs/herbal-nutritional-info/home-made-quercetin-liquid

[ - ] Metanoid 2 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 09:10:21 ago (+2/-0)

After Obama fucked the economy in 08 I had to change jobs and ended up working retail for a year. I caught it from some chucklehead probably. Couldn't afford a doctor. Thought I ha dfucked my lungs up from smoking. Got better after around 3 months. Have fun man. Nights are the worst.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 07:41:24 ago (+2/-0)

Rag weed?

Sniffles?

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 07:44:46 ago (+0/-2)

No. Only random dry cough.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 06:44:36 ago (+2/-0)

That happened to me the summer after 8th grade. Tried everything. Ate so much cepacol/chloraseptics/sucrets that my friends thought I was addicted to it.

I sounded like a hag giggling/coughing smokin joints and hacky sackin'.

lol

good times looking back now but man it sucked at the time.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -2 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 06:48:14 ago (+1/-3)

It's different. Mine is small, dry cough that happens random during the day. It's not annoying, but it's still scary.

[ - ] Wolfspider 3 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 09:18:00 ago (+3/-0)

Lots of water. Zicam (zink), vitamin D3, C, you'll be fine.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 08:46:27 ago (+1/-0)

You body is detoxing, simple as. Eat properly, supplement accordingly & get better

[ - ] bossman131 -1 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 15:52:19 ago (+0/-1)

This may be another w.h.o. transfection psyop. Another c.o.v.i.d. bacterial clone may have been released in your area so play it safe and get your affairs in order.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 5 monthsDec 15, 2023 16:00:29 ago (+1/-2)

Yes. I think it's another artificial virus. I posted a screenshot before, with an article about the 100 days cough virus.