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Who do you want to see as the new James Bond?

submitted by Conspirologist to movies 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 15:55:53 ago (+2/-7)     (movies)

Personally, I would like Clive Owen. Do you have other ideas?


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 16:35:05 ago (+7/-0)

a lezzie nigress in a wheelchair

[ - ] H8Texpress 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 16:38:02 ago (+4/-0)

More hollywood degeneracy from our resident street shitter.

[ - ] goatfugee12 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 15:57:27 ago (+4/-0)

I thought it was going to be Jada Pinkett-Smith.

AYO dis bad bich be all dubble oh sevens and sheeeeiiitttttt.

make my Hennessey shaken and dont bees stirren it.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 20:15:19 ago (+2/-0)

You nigger. Post skin tone. I bet you're yellow.

[ - ] Breeder 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 01:37:29 ago (+1/-0)

At best

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 09:08:08 ago (+1/-0)

James Bond died in the last movie. Therefore that character is gone.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 17:11:24 ago (+2/-0)

My guess is it’ll be RuPaul or Dylan Mulvaney.
I could be surprised and they cast Whoopi Goldberg…

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 16:58:44 ago (+2/-0)

A pajeet kike shill

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 17:04:50 ago (+2/-0)

REEEEEEEEEEE You autistic incel clone REEEEEEEE

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 16:29:10 ago (+2/-0)

I could watch another jason bourne movie of the same quality, but I'll pass on bond.

[ - ] Shotinthedark2 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 18:31:03 ago (+1/-0)

A sassy shebooon who don't need no man.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 19:10:39 ago (+1/-1)

I've always thought Clive Owens would have been a great Bond, but he's too old now.

Colin Ferrel (sp?) would also have been perfect, but again too old.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 20:15:54 ago (+1/-0)

Too ugly for Bond

[ - ] Bufordxl 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 18:25:39 ago (+1/-1)

Henry Cavell. He fits the Sean Connery mold of calm and bad ass.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 18:13:04 ago (+1/-1)

I like your idea of Clive. He’s masculine, attractive and classy.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 14, 2023 20:17:16 ago (+1/-0)

He's legit ugly. You have shit taste. Daniel Craig is the lower limit for Bonds. He was the worst.

[ - ] Breeder -1 points 1.4 yearsDec 15, 2023 01:37:09 ago (+0/-1)

James bond was a product of operation mockingbird. It was a character created by the CIA to make the public think government agents were "cool"